Report: Can We Just Torpedo This Rat Virus Boat Please
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is a boat full of a rare rat virus somewhere in the South Atlantic and
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Ronaldo Bursts Into Tears After Being Told He Can’t Take Every Single Kick In Penalty Shoot Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Lionel Messi fans are today walking on clouds today, after a rather amusing morning in the
US Presidential Debate Not Far Off Grandpa And His Mate From Bowls Arguing Over Indigenous Voice
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US President Joe Biden and former US President Donald Trump are today on stage together for
NYPD Says Timberlake Handed Himself Over Willingly: “It Feels Like Somethins Heatin Up, Can I Leave Wit Chu”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New York Police Department can confirm that pop superstar Justin Timberlake showed little resistance when
The Bidens Now America’s Most Notorious Crime Family After Drug Addict Lies About Drug Addiction
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US President Joe Biden and his entire family now stand accused of being one of the
Trump’s Campaign Team Begin Preparations For His Next Rally In Exercise Yard Of Rikers Island
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Donald Trump’s 2024 Presidential Campaign is in full swing, despite the fact that he is
Former Angsty Nineties Teenager Exhales In Relief That Everything Worked Out For Hailie Mathers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A white middle class Australian man, whose most formative teenage years fell upon him during the
Dutton Says Cricket’s Global Governing Body Has Absolutely No Right To Cast Judgement On Israel
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A furious Peter Dutton has today taken to the media to call for drastic action. The
Met Gala Security Taking Precautions To Prevent Any Drive-By Bitch Slaps From Feuding Millennial Rappers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most talked-about event in the celebrity calendar, the Meta Gala has arrived! Editor-in-Chief of Vogue
Tim Naki Set To Be Appointed New Zealand’s Treasurer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT New Zealand’s political landscape looks set for quite a shake up this year, with an
Dutton, Howard And Abbott Depart For LA To Attend Funeral Of Persecuted Christian Figure, OJ Simpson
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT OJ Simpson, a former United States football star turned Hollywood actor, who was acquitted of murder
World’s Biggest Nerd Officially Ruins Sambas Trend For Gen-Z Girlies
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Vinnies stores around the country have been flooded with Adidas Sambas this morning as
Boeing Release First Images Of New Updated State Of The Art And Incredibly Safe 737MAX
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The manufacturers of the world’s most scandal prone airline have today looked to hose down