Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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Jumper Receives Rare Summer Call Up As Man Makes Trip To Movies
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A local idiot who’s been going to the movies his whole life nearly failed to
Off Milk Stays In Fridge Just In Case The Next Person Needs It
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Drought resource management has kicked into high-gear at a French Quarter share house as a
Man Without Stake In Society Wears Cannabis Leaf Hat In Public
LOUIS BURKE | Fantasy| CONTACT Unregistered voter Patrick Mulroney (34) has stuck it to the man and put himself first in
WhatsApp Group Brainstorms Best Way To Deal With It Being Fucking Hot And Also Friday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact For residents of the humble inland oasis that is the town of Betoota, the blistering heat
Non-Cricket Fan Wonders If This Is How People Who Don’t Like Game Of Thrones Feel
LOUIS BURKE | Fantasy | CONTACT Unable to catch a ball or pick up a bat without pretending it is a sword
Heatwave Warning Cancelled As Egg Cracked Onto Road Fails To Cook
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Bureau of Meteorology has cancelled the heatwave morning for the wider Betoota district
St Vinnies Not Happy With Marie Kondo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Donation charities from around Australia have today criticised Japanese ‘tidying’ expert Marie Kondo for the increase
Suburban Dad Of Teenage Girls Needs To Have A Few Beers After Discovering What ‘WAP’ Means
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A suburban father of two popular teenage daughters has today been rattled to his core, after
Healthy Harold Agrees To Test Pills Because He Wants Everyone To Be Happy And Safe
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-larges | Contact Children’s healthy living advocate Healthy Harold has announced that he’s prepared to
Link Established Between Winning Tennis Matches And Being Good To Those Who Support You
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Scientists from Australia’s peak scientific body, the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation
Clive Palmer Arrives At Menindee Lakes With Deep Fryer And A Couple Bags Of Frozen Chips
The sight of more than a million fish floating belly up on the Darling River at Menindee has left the
Caravan of Office Drones Arrives Just In Time To Fuck The Line Up At Local Lunch Spot
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just as Marty Dalrymple rounded the bend into McAlister Street in the Old City