Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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PM Injects $30M Into CSIRO Cloning Department After Discovery Of Matthew Flinders’ Remains
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Morrison has today found yet another colonial-era tribute to spend money on, after
Bloke Who Watched The Gillette Ad Holds The Lift
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local commercial leasing agent has today been the best man he can be. As of
Influencer Couple Return Rescue Dog After Its Instagram Page Doesn’t Take Off
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Two weeks ago, a local Instagram influencer couple adopted an adorable second-hand dog. The couple
Economy Passenger Desecrates Designated Business Toilet In One-Man Protest Against Segregation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Warren Duncan channelled his inner Andrew Broad this afternoon as he snuck like a
Local Moron Eats The Biscuit Side Of The Maxibon First
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Sam Masters has wowed a couple of friends today with his stupidity. The young accountant did
Hawaii To Spend Approximately Fifty Bucks Re-Enacting Captain Cook’s Visit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The American Government has today announced plans to join Australia in efforts to improve public understanding
Caging Galahs Only Inhumane If They Can’t Say Swear Words On Demand
BERNICE TWISP | Entertainment | Contact A recent study commissioned by a local online activism group has concluded that keeping galahs in
High School Leaver To Celebrate Uni Acceptance By Sweeping Up Broken Glasses At Local Pub
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Despite receiving some positive life changing news this afternoon, Ally Walsh has confirmed that she is
Pauline Hanson Briefly Confused And Angry About Australia Day Being Moved To The 28th
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the nation struggles to grapple with the complexity of a public holiday in-lieu, Pauline
Hot Mofo Festival To Set Hobart Alight Tomorrow
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Today and tomorrow, it’s set to be an absolute scorcher in South Australia.
Morrison’s Horrified Housekeeper Finds Stash Of X-Rated Captain Cook Magazines Under His Bed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The nightwatchman has taken another hit today, after the resignation of his family housekeeper. The traumatised
Young Byron Mum Caught Refilling Aesop Bottle With Palmolive
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Northern Rivers online Bali-made jewellery retailer has today been forced to admit to decanting