Ex-Fat Guy Now A Prolific Adulterer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of the town's most exuberant big boys has transformed into one of the
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Winter Winds Leave Local Girl’s Lips Flaking Like Twice Baked Croissants
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is once again cursing her inability to hold onto her chapstick
Reader Wife And Gamer Husband Reach Perfect Cohabitation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact SEE YOU IN A FEW HOURS: It has now been confirmed that the perfect recipe for
Israel Begins Bombing Country It Shares No Borders With In Latest Act Of Self Defence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world is inhaling sharply this morning, as a geopolitical conflict threatens to grow significantly in
Childless Millennials Keep Passion Alive By Quietly Competing On Sleep Scores
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local couple with no children and no immediate plans to change are reportedly keeping the
Local Bloke Briefly Alarmed By Yellow Piss Before Remembering He Popped A Berocca This Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has had a fleeting moment of panic today, after entering one of his
Italian Government Strongly Considers Sanctioning Australia Over Domino’s Meat Pie Crust
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT MAMA MIA! Italian parliament is currently discussing the best plan of attack in response to Australia’
Iraq Announces Invasion Of US To Protect America’s Freedom From Totalitarian Regime
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The West Asian country of Iraq has today dropped a bombshell on the international community. Iraq’
“Don’t Worry The X-ray Is Perfectly Safe” Says Dentist Before Usain Bolting Out Of The Room
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman who finally got her vastly overdue checkup and clean was left feeling a little
American Beef Is Not “Banned” In Australia, We Just Don’t Buy It Because “It’s Dogshit”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade (DFAT) has confirmed US beef products are not banned
LA Protests Come To A Standstill After Kendall Jenner Hands A Can Of Pepsi To ICE Agent
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT PEPSI FOR YOUR ICE?: In some much needed good news, it can be reported that the
Oh No. America Might Tear Up Our $368 Billion Deal For 8 Pointless Submarines That Won’t Arrive For 30 Years
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has woken up to some devastating news today. On top of the passing of
Leaked McLaren Race Plan Suggests Oscar Piastri Will Try To Win Upcoming Canadian GP
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A confidential document leaked from McLaren’s UK headquarters has revealed that Oscar Piastri is expected