Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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Nationals Candidate Visits Local Farm To Get Some Photos With Livestock For Election Campaign
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A prominent Betoota Heights accountant has thrown his hat in the political ring this
Local Jetski Has Been Angered By International Women’s Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An outspoken local jetski has been angered this Sunday morning because today marks the
“This Gender Neutral Shit Has Gone Too Far!” Says Local Man Named Jade
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The failed census of yesteryear recorded just one male named Jade in our bustling
Local Dad Wants To Know Where They Find These Low Breeds
INGRID DOULTON | Television | Contact Forced yet again to give up the remote come 7:30pm, a local father has sat
Local Woman Suspiciously Glances At Her Husband Of Forty Years While Watching Dirty John
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local woman Beth Hannay (63) has momentarily entertained the thought that her dream husband of four
Derryn Hinch On Owning A Glock 20: “I Called It The Justice Party For A Motherfucking Reason”
EExcerpt from Senator Derryn Hinch’s interview with ERROL PARKER in The Advocate’s weekend liftout, In The Lignum. When
John Howard Provides Character Reference For Michael Jackson Even After Watching The Doco
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the second time in just over a week, Former Prime Minister John Howard has decided
Man Who Keeps Undersize Fish Unsurprisingly A Fuckwit In Other Aspects Of Life Too
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When Dale Poink goes for a flick off the Williams Avenue Wharf in Betoota
“Can We Electrify This Fence?” The Nightwatchman Asks Christmas Island Hospital Staff
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Coalition government are under fire today after it was revealed that the Prime Minister spent
Bozo Somehow Spent Entire Day With Stupid Mark On Forehead Without Anybody Saying Anything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Oh for Christ’s sake!” “What in blue Jesus is that mark on my
Teacher Needs Holiday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just four weeks into the school term, a Betoota Grove teacher has expressed the
Town’s Modern Art Gallery Full Of Derivative Shit, According To First-Year Art Student
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The sights and sounds of Betoota Old and New Art (BONA) have failed to