Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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Frugal Bachelor Uses Last Night’s Chicken Kiev-Stained Glad Bake For Tonight’s Fish Fingers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter bachelor has put the planet first this evening by using last
WAKE UP CLIVE: Mining Magnate Has Been Asleep In This Qantas Lounge For The Past 17 Hours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Ministerial hopeful Clive Frederick Palmer has been unconscious in the Betoota Airport Qantas
Channel 7 Deletes Sunrise In Attempt To Shut Down Vile And Appalling Comments On Social Media
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Executive staff at Channel 7 have today informed the reactionary interns running their social media team
Smug Toddler Laughing At Dad Wearing Mum’s Sunglasses Obviously Hasn’t Experienced Road Glare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A twenty-seven-and-three-quarter-month-old Betoota Heights toddler roasted his own
Gladstone Cafe Waiter Gets Bashed By Nazis After Asking Senator Anning How He’d Like His Eggs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As if having his penalty rates slashed last year by Pauline Hanson and Scott Morrison wasn’
Man Who Eats Dominos Twice A Week Just Nods When Winemaker Asks If He Can Taste The Mulberry
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A simple man from our town’s sprawling Heights district has spoken of his
Canberra Joins Viral #TrashTag Movement By Putting Parliament House Into The Bin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an ironic twist, people around the world are now picking up after the
Local Grub Spends Smoko Hiding From Pie Van Matriarch After Running Up $250 Tab On Chiko Rolls
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local powder-coating expert has today openly admitted to being a dodgy bloke, after doing
“Man, Food Is Expensive!” Says Adult Moron Who Regularly Gives Himself Alcohol Poisoning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Spending close to a day’s wage on a round of draught Espresso Martinis
Inner-City Weatherman Under Impression Everybody Loves The Sun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The out-of-touch weather dork at Betoota Imparja has rolled eyes yet again
“Highly Educated Asians Are To Blame For Young People Leaving This Boring As Fuck City”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In true Labor fashion, NSW Opposition leader Michael Daley has today done his very best to
Mum Admits She Really Should Get Cracking On Easter
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With just under a month until a low-key family brunch, mum has today admitted to