Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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NSW Police Cancel ARIAs After Spotting A OneFour Member Within 20kms Of Venue
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of the harbour hell hole of Sydney, the music industry has
PM Asks The Cops To Clarify If Angus Taylor Is “Fucked Fucked” Or Just “Liberal Party Fucked”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Morrison’s media team work hard to steer the news cycle away from the climate
Folau Says He Could’ve Been Captain If Not For 15 Years Of Head Knocks Mixed With Social Media
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Israel Folau is now demanding $14 million in compensation from Rugby Australia, claiming he could have
Corbyn Confirms First People Hanged After Election Will Be The Convertible Land Rover Owners
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Owners of the revoltingly impractical and expensive convertible Land Rover have been put on notice by
Relative With Pool Selfishly Refuses To Host Christmas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove man who converted his privileged private school background into a successful career is
Brisbane Man Sends It Into River After Being Unable To Find Station Not Playing Dance Monkey
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Brisbane electrician has treated himself to a dip in the brown snake this afternoon. The
Discontinuation Of Resch’s Infuriates Nation’s Proper Drinkers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australians react to the shocking news that some the nation’s favourite non-alcoholic beverages will
Westpac CEO’s $2.7M Golden Handshake Great Example Of How If You Have A Go You’ll Get A Go
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The outgoing Westpac CEO Brian Hartzer has today been praised for his undying commitment to the
Historians Agree Blue Mountains Got The Name Because Everyone Up There Can Blue
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A collection of high-profile Australian historians have today identified the origins of the name ‘Blue Mountains’
Westpac Boardmembers Begin Quietly Applying For Vacant Treasurer Position At The Vatican
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The underfire board members at Big 4 Bank Westpac have begun discreetly exploring other career opportunities
Head Of NSW Police Defends Ban On All OneFour Concerts: “I’m More Of A Nickelback Kinda Guy”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another inspiring example of the extra-lengths the New South Wales Police Force have taken
Schoolies Bad Boy Image Damaged After Being Spotted Loading Up On Groceries With Mum
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Year 12 graduate Drew Dandle (17) has managed to make quite a name for himself during