Trump To Visit Australia After China To Continue Communist World Tour

PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT

US President Donald Trump has taken a brief recess from installing freedom in Iran to meet with Xi Jinping in Beijing. 

Trump was initially scheduled to visit China in March but this was delayed by his side quest to liberate the Iranian people and his side-side quest to liberate their oil. 

Accompanied by a gaggle of tech bros, Trump is excitedly watching how other nations run their authoritarian regimes. 

Coinciding with Trump's visit to the Communist Party-run People’s Republic of China was the release of the 2026 Australian Federal Budget. 

On the morning after the budgets release, Rupert Murdoch and Gina Rinehart's mouthpiece (Pauline Hanson) declared that Australia is now living in a communist regime.

After learning of Australia’s newly embraced political ideology, Trump was keen to keep the communist ball rolling and has announced he will visit the land down under. 

Speaking exclusively with the Advocate Trump expressed his admiration for Australia. 

“I love Australia. Great People. Some of the greatest actually. And that guy, what’s his name? Chalmers. Smart guy.”

“Believe me, the United States and Australia, we’re good friends, it’s a tremendous friendship.”

“This budget was a communist, socialist, marxist agenda, it really was.”

“But the submarines, beautiful submarines, which was a great deal by the way, the submarines are still in the documents and you guys are paying for them, isn’t that a great deal? It’s incredible.”

Trump is expected to touch down on the Gold Coast next week to negotiate the scrapping of the Trump tower. 

More to come.