Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Dad Automatically Suspicious After Daughter’s Boyfriend Turns Up With Pre-Mixed Drinks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The hair on the back of a local dad’s neck has been raised today, after
Palaszczuk Introduces ‘The Purge’ In Latest Bid To Curb Alcohol-Related Violence In The Valley
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Palaszczuk has been left scratching her head after it was reported that alcohol-related violence still existed
Uncle Tony X Comes Forward As One Of Rob And Karen’s True Aboriginal Friends From Up North
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After nearly a week of radio silence, The Betoota Advocate can now report that a prominent
Presumptuous Woman Gets Manicure Before Going On Highly Instagrammable Holiday With Boyfriend
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact As if pre-holiday organising wasn’t already stressful enough, Rochelle Lucas took things into overdrive for
Local Budget Conscious Woman Uses Cash Instead Of Card As It ‘Doesn’t Count’
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Financially challenged local woman, Anna Gibbs, has realised it’s time to curb her over spending
Recent Home Leaver Not Feeling So Cocky After First Run In With Fitted Sheets
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Recent home leaver, Brendon Smith, has just moved into his first ever sharehouse – a ten bedroom
Woman Having Another FaceTime Conversation with the Top Left Corner Of Parents’ Head
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT A local woman has endured yet another poorly-framed FaceTime conversation with the top left corner
Report: This Shit Smells Pretty good
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A recent report carried out by Australia’s leading scent analysers has found that Jasmine is
Report: Dad Is Going On About Diane Keaton Again
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact BREAKING: a local father of three has launched into yet another monologue about Diane Keaton being
Life Guard At Southbank Beach Trips Running Toddler Just To Create Excitement For Self
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact An over qualified and bored shitless lifeguard at Brisbane’s main tourist attraction has taken matters
Local Improv Coach Declared Supreme Decider On What Is and Isn’t Offensive
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT A big honor has been bestowed upon Melbourne native Chris Connors – he has officially been
Hipster Red-Faced After Uncle Unironically Wears the Same Outfit to BBQ
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A family barbecue ended in embarrassment for local hipster Edwardino on Sunday, when distinctly un-hip Uncle