Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Level 3 Water Restrictions To Force Entire Households To Shower Together
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As dam levels continue to fall, the nation’s residents are about to experience tough new
Caravan Park Unveils Toilet Paper So Thin You Can’t Even See It
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A critical part of the Aussie caravan park experience is about to get a whole lot
Scotty From Marketing Already Running Water At The BBL Half An Hour After Landing From Hawaii
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has touched down in Australian after cutting short his Hawaiian holiday by
Nation Wishing Government Would Take Bushfires As Seriously As A Few Needles In Strawberries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As rural New South Wales towns like Lithgow and Bilpin continue to lose properties to out-of-control
Scotty From Marketing Selflessly Cuts Week Long Hawaiian Holiday Short By 45 Minutes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison is believed to be on his way back from Hawaii after buying the last
Political Agenda Much? This Bloke Reckons Record-Breaking Heatwave Might Be Bad For Bushfires
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local semi-retired fitter and turner has today shown his true colours as a bleeding heart
Level 3 Water Restrictions To Include “If it’s Yellow Let It Mellow” Rule
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As residents around the come to terms with Level 2 Water Restrictions, authorities have warned that
Firefighters To Be Supplied With Green and Red Water Dye To Improve Morale Over Christmas
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As exhausted firefighters face the prospect of little to no family time over Christmas, Prime Minister
PM To Return From Holiday His Media Team Spent All Week Denying “As Soon As Can Be Arranged”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week of the Prime Minister’s media team refusing to tell journalists where the
Scotty From Marketing Treats Himself To A Sunset Not Smothered By Apocalyptic Bushfire Smoke
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Gospers Mountain bushfire continues to move rapidly towards Western Sydney, Prime Minister Morrison has
Nation’s Flaky Dads Inspired By PM’s Ability To Blatantly Run Away From His Responsibilities
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing is under fire for fleeing Sydney’s bushfire and air pollution crisis on
Guest Who Brought Terrible Beer To Friend’s BBQ Seen Drinking Everything But It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local sack of shit has just been caught out by his friends, after turning up