"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Girl Gets The Ick After Watching Adult Man Tie Shoes With Bunny Ear Technique
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Bella Allen (31) has found herself stifling a gag this afternoon after watching her now ex-
Betoota Launches Official Bid To Host 2034 Winter Olympic Games
EDITORIAL A Historic Moment For Betoota The eyes of the world are on us. Today, the proud desert township of
Woman Wishes Mortal Boyfriend Was More Like The Heart Throbs In Her Teen Fiction Smut
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Laura Melphy’s disappointment is palpable this afternoon, after reluctantly accepting that her mortal boyfriend cannot,
Betoota Advocate Awards David Stratton 5 Stars
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is today mourning the passing of an icon. British-Australian film critic, journalist and
Modern Romance Suffering From Lack Of Songs About Situationships Calling Up High Or Drunk
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It’s now being theorised that music may be playing a surprising role in hookup culture,
Bailey Smith And Tammy Hembrow On Verge Of Becoming Australia’s Taylor And Travis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sports fans, pop culture consumers and general gossipers around the nation are this week wagging their
‘Performative Reader’ Outside Trendy Cafe Has Not Turned A Page For 15 Minutes
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A man aggressively holding up a book to his face out the front of a local
Bloke Wearing Those Weird Toe Shoes Definitely Has Some Bizarre Outdoor Hobby He Wants To Talk About
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man proudly sporting those weird outdoorsy toe shoes definitely wants you to ask him
Dad Excited To See If The New Naked Gun Can Live Up To The Franchise’s Glorious Name
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has today spoken to The Advocate about the palpable wave of excitement coursing
More Leaked Documents From Treasury Shows Jim Chalmers Could Be Keen For Spag Bol For Dinner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A leaked Treasury document has revealed a number of recommended outcomes for Jim Chalmers’ current dinner
“Uh, I’m Getting Into My Horticulture” Says Bob Brown As He Puts In Bulk Fertiliser Order Minutes After Macquarie Harbour Salmon Farm Expansion Is Approved
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts Former Greens leader Bob Brown has said the decision to purchase two thousand kilograms
New Report Confirms AI Panic Is Overblown As It’s Mostly Taking Over The Fun, Creative Jobs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some reassuring news, futurists have assured that fears of AI taking over the workforce are