I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Report: Biggest Challenge Of COVID-19 Found To Be Saying No To A Fat Spliff When It’s Blazing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As state mandated social distancing restrictions begin to ease up, new hurdles in half-normal live are
Local Fuckwit Dry Cleans His Black Puffer Vest Ahead Of Long Winter Of Being A Fuckwit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite what he tells you, Darcy Galhooly is terrible company. He openly cheats at pub trivia,
Property Investor With Vacant Dwelling Appalled At Having To Pay His Own Mortgage For Once
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has lashed out this morning after it became increasingly apparent to him that
After Weeks Of Whining Like A Climate Change Protestor, Sam Newman Shanks It On The First Hole
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It was a somewhat sad state of affairs down on some golf course in Melbourne today,
Pauline Pats Herself On The Back After Not Seeing Any Muslims In The Street For Months
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Far-right senator Pauline Hanson is reportedly rather chuffed today, after not seeing a burkha since she
PM: “Who Needs China As A Trading Partner? We Have Post-Brexit Britain.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has laughed off suggestion that the nation’s many industries that depend heavily
SAD: People In NSW Think Their Anti-Fun Government Is Actually Keen To Reopen The Pubs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sitting outside what many in Sydney consider to be the best example of a pub in
“I Haven’t Coughed Like That Since Uni When Someone Tricked Me Into Smoking Tea Through A Orchy Bottle!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has shrugged off speculation he’s been kissed by the pangolin today by
Strung-Out University Chancellor Begs Government For A Hit Of International Student
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Chancellor of the highly-regarded South Betoota Polytechnic College has begged the Prime Minister to let
Subway Announces New 1.5 Metre Long Social Distancing Sub
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT For those who wish to indulge in the brain-altering tang of preservative rich processed foods soaked
Corey Worthington Dusts Off His Fluffy Motherfucken Hoodie In Countdown For 11:59PM Tonight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne’s greatest ever house party host, Corey Worthington is back baby. Having drifted from the
Bloke Who Can See Through The Media Starting To Think Coronavirus Is A Beat Up Because It’s Like Been Two Months And He Hasn’t Died Yet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local isolating stadium bar operator, Gusty Spence (55), has today decided that in all of his