I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Star Casino Prepares For Major Losses After The Entire NRL Develops Autism From Flu Shots
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of heavily botoxed bogans politicising the lives of people with autism to create fear
Man Sent On Mission To His Local Potion Shop To Buy World’s Most Expensive Handwash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact His first mistake was to say he was going to his favourite hobby shop, which is
Local Man Unfazed By Coronavirus Dangers Cheats Death By Riding New Push Bike All Over Road
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The initial dangers of COVID-19 have passed us and one local man explained to our reporters
Darwin Man Finally Allowed To Take His Baby Out Of The Incubator
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Territorian, Cyril Peris (33) has today been given the opportunity for a bit of skin
“Jeez These Kids Would Be Useless During A War” Says Man Who Was Too Rich To Go To Vietnam
EFFIE BATEMAN | Brisbane | CONTACT Though he loves his grandsons quite dearly, a Betoota Grove local reckons they wouldn’t last
Little Cousin Has Like Fuckin 500 Likes On A Profile Picture?!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Young Harrison Hemmes has impressed his older cousins for the first time in his life this
Man To Visit The Schooner Shop This Afternoon For A Hearty Salt & Vinegar Chip Dinner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though he won’t be able to wander off to do the macarena on his local
NRL Under Pressure To Cut Down To Zero Referees For Melbourne Storm Games
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Greatest Game of All is enjoying another day hogging the back pages, and today, the
Palaszczuk Government Urged To Act After Southerns Learn How To Scale Border Wall
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The de facto leader from one of Queensland’s largest militia forces has asked the Palaszczuk
Nation’s Boomers Excited For Pubs To Re-Open After Months Without Making Any Noise Complaints
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local semi-retired down-sizers Maple Dawson (67) and Barry Dawson (72) say that they know coronavirus has
Robot Who Forgot He Owned A House Says Buying Virgin Is ‘Financially Reckless’ And ‘Corrupt’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A locally-popular robot took to social media this week to brand the Queensland State Government’s
Coronavirus Cases Fall As Youths Turn To Trendy New Viruses
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Infections are still falling across the nation. However, the news may not as good as it