I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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“Fuck The Mainstream Media” Says Man Who Became A Millionaire Working For Mainstream Media
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some unsurprising news this afternoon, Paleo Pete Evans has today said something curious. The Celebrity
ScoMo Rediscovers His Favourite Song From 2003
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After staying away for many nights over the past 17 years looking, the Prime Minister has
Ben Fordham To Decide Between Kissing Jones’ Ring Or Casting It Into The Fires Of Mount Doom
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prominent broadcaster Alan Jones is retiring and his 2GB station-mate Ben Fordham is set to replace
Alan Jones Announces Resignation As Leader Of The Liberal Party
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Alan Jones, Australia’s most influential conservative policymaker in the history of the federated states of
Melbourne Freelancer Confirms He Usually Lives In Brooklyn By Calling A Corner Shop A Bodega
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT There is no denying COVID-19 has caused widespread tragedy, including the devastating news that Travis will
Rusted On Queensland Labor Voter Heartbroken By West End Environmentalist Resigning As Deputy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Queensland Labor seeking a third term in power, a recent cabinet reshuffle would appear to
Treasurer Realises He Has To Fill $360bn Budget Hole Without Taxing Anyone Who Voted For Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has suddenly realised this morning, to his horror, that he has to try
“Grrr! Stop Being Mean To China!” Says Man Trying To Sell Massively Over-Valued Property
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our small desert community’s most wealthy residents has lashed out at the Federal
Local Couple Fined For Failing To Greet Or Acknowledge Fellow Bushwalkers Passing On The Track
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT For a pair of French Quarter Residents, what was supposed to be a cheap weekend has
Teacher And Nurse One-Up Each Other Over Who’s The Most Essential Right Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite nobody in the Betoota Shire Council receiving the kiss of death from the vengeful pangolin,
House Destroyed In Massive Blast After Stoned Man Ignores “Do Not Attempt To Reheat Unpopped Kernels” Warning
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A house on the outskirts of East Betoota’s Pebblecrete Belt was reduced to rubble on
Multinational Brand Frantically Trying To Jam Itself Down Consumers Throats In Compassionate Way
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact “Quickly” shouts the managing director of an unnamed soft drink company. “We need to completely change