Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Fox Sports Accidentally Introduce Next Generation To Hilarious New Hand Gesture
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A hilarious new hand gesture is getting thrown up on school ovals and handball
PM: “Without More International Students, The University Ponzi Will Collapse And So Too Will Rents For Property Investors”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today defended his government’s decision to increase international student intake
Japan To Heavily Discount These Warships If They Can ‘Research’ Australian Waters On The Way Here
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The blockbuster warship deal with Japan has taken a weird turn this afternoon, after a bit
Prospective Car Buyer Unaware That ‘FIAT’ Stands For ‘Fix It Again, Tony’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man looking to buying a used automobile has today been put under a spell
“I Am Uneasy About The Japanese Making Our Warships” Says Landcruiser Owner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has expressed his unease with a former geopolitical enemy winning a contract to
Woman Who Hasn’t Watched Free To Air TV Since 2008 Still Able To Recognise Every Person At The Logies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who hasn’t watched free to air television since 2008 was surprised to discover
Dubbo Woman Who Hasn’t Been Home In A While Wondering Why In The Fuck They’re Building A Giant Block Of Flats There
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Dubbo woman has been met with an unfamiliar sight upon arriving back in the gateway
NRL360 Now Outperforming The Actual NRL For Drunken Brawls And DUI Charges
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Braith Anasta and Gorden Tallis couldn’t be more happy about their decision to take part
Grainy Footage Emerges Of Bandit And Chilli Allegedly Snorting White Powder After Logies Triumph
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Logie-winning canine couple Bandit and Chilli Heeler are facing public scrutiny following the release of grainy
Local Mum Surprised To Learn She Was Involved In Violent Chaos During Yesterday’s Peaceful March
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who attended the March for Palestine protest on Sydney Harbour Bridge was shocked to
Pub Offers Decently Priced Sunday Roast
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Bearded Woodpecker in Betoota’s French Quarter district has this week been praised for a
Junior Newscorp Content Pig Wonders If It’s All Worth It After Writing Just 10,000 People Marched Yesterday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man employed on a tenuous enterprise agreement over at this masthead’s Newscorp-owned crosstown