Mum Quietly Secures Mother’s Day Gift She Actually Wants
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a lifetime of putting everyone else’s needs ahead of her own, a local mum
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Background Check Sees Local Woman Find Out Crush’s Estimated Career Salary Before First Date
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT When it comes to dating, local woman Theresa is pretty damn efficient. So efficient, her sleuthing
Paid Leave Porter Finally Memorises The ‘Goodbye Horses’ Dance From Silence Of The Lambs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a couple hours of make-up appliance and costume changes, the Attorney-General has today finally nailed
Suburban Sherlock Holmes Finds Tools Stolen From His Ute On Facebook Marketplace Two Hours Later
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “The rush was extraordinary,” he said. “There they were. For sale in Betoota Ponds. All my
Bob Katter Says Only Way To Save Aviation And Tourism Is To Nationalise QANTAS At Gunpoint
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT IT’S TIME TO TAKE IT BACK: Prime Minister Morrison has today unveiled a $1.2
Queenslanders Offered Cheap Tickets To Launceston So They Can See A Colder Version Of Ipswich
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Queenslanders have been offered a once in a lifetime opportunity today to visit parts of the
This Week’s Pitch On Gruen Challenges Teams To Market A Porter Apologist To Rural Queenslanders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two advertising agencies from some city will be pitted against each other this week on the
Paid Leave Porter Pisses His Pants With Laughter While Relentlessly Prank Calling Triple Zero
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As his whispy beard grows bigger, the Attorney General Christian Porter is finding more and more
Report: Mate, As If You Ever Had A Chance With Meghan You Big Fat Creepy Old Loser
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT British TV host and famous sook, Piers Morgan has today spat the dummy after being unable
Royals Strike Back, Porter Feeds Parrots & Our Premier Blasts The Government – March 10
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Paid Leave Porter Spends Morning Trying To Feed 24 Panadol Rapids To A Local Rainbow Lorikeet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s embattled Attorney General has today spent the morning trying to remember what he
Royal Family Apologist Found To Have White Dog Shit In Their Head Where A Brain Should Be
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who supports the monarchy in this country, and the concept in general, has
Fan Favourite Tino “Big Country” Fa’asuamaleaui Sparks Calls For More Rural Usos In The NRL
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a sensational 2020 season from both Tino “Big Country” Fa’asuamaleaui and his NSW rival