Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Government Says Greens Opposition To Back Burning Is To Blame For Slow Jab Roll Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Head of Marketing has today come out to reveal the cause of the
Undercover Cop Reaches Into Billabong Satchel To Grab Some “Scrilla” To Pay For “The Eccies”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A cool 39-year-old dude currently loitering around the front bar of one of Betoota’s premiere
Economists Say Now Is The Time To Buy A Venezuelan Credit Card As Supply Chain Nears Total Collapse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A number of leading economists say now is the time to purchase an L1A1 SLR or
28-Year-Old Still Lays Awake Wondering Why Half The Saddle Club Girls Had American Accents
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With everything going in the world today, a local Gen-Y finance consultant has still got time
Paid Leave Porter Spices Up Hump Day By Blinding Commercial Aircraft Pilot With Laser Pointer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Attorney General has this afternoon revealed to The Betoota Advocate how he’s
Nonna Smiles While Unloading Potentially Life Ruining Gossip About Mortal Enemy’s Son-In-Law
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Nonna, Maria Esposito, has today got a bit more fire in her whisking elbow as
Government: “Jab Roll-Out Will Be Late And Over-Budget Like Every Other Fucking Thing We Do”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Health Minister Greg Hunt looked reporters in the eye today and actually told the truth,
County Coogee’s Gutters Run Black As Irish Pour Out A Pint For Those Back At Home In Lockdown
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The 33rd Irish County of Coogee, the only county currently outside the draconian lockdown measures imposed
AstraZeneca Under Fire After 1 Of The 17 Million Recipients Gets Hit By Bus After Second Jab
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s medicines regulator insists there’s “no evidence” the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine is the cause
Bread-Winning Wife Just Laughs When Husband Argues Against Getting Vasectomy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A largely self-made French Quarter woman told The Advocate this afternoon that her husband was under
Trending Hashtag “#ScottyThaPutridDog” May Indicate PM Has Already Lost The Regional Town Vote
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A disturbing trending hashtag on social media today has been the strongest indication that Prime Minister
PM Praises Our Democracy Because Not Far From Here Corrupt Politicians Are Met With Bullets
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has been criticised over his response to Monday’s nationwide March4Justice rallies, with