Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Q&A Ratings Take Hit As Nation Grows Tired Of Watching Elitists Argue Same Shit For 20 Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ABC’s iconic panel-argument show Q&A has experienced a huge slump in ratings for
Dead-Eyed Coworker Says ‘Long Weekends Are Never Long Enough’ Over A Nescafé Gold
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Wanda Greenwich ripped the head off her second Nescafé Gold satchel and cast its body beside
Inner City Leftie Looking For A “Side Hustle” Goes Quiet When Some Suggests The Army Reserve
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A self-described creative from our town’s cosmopolitan French Quarter told friends over Easter that he’
Doctors Diagnose New Sleep Disorder For Lanky People Who Don’t Know What To Do With Their Arms
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Research students at The Betoota Royal Hospital have stumbled upon a new sleep disorder, after conducting
Wollongong Man Nods To His Steelworker Ancestors As He Runs Cold Water Over Hot Frying Pan
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Though you wouldn’t know just by looking at him, local businessman Stewart Nelson comes from
Barefoot Child Attempts To Navigate Lawn Full Of Bindis Like A Soldier Sweeping A Minefield
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local child Liam Newson has today taken a massive gamble after he was seen entering his
PM Tries To Get Women Back On-Side With Frangipani Stickers on Back Windscreen Of Holden Cruze
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In a desperate bid to curry favour with the female population, the PM has taken the
Report: ‘Mates’ Who Sack-Wack When The Chips Are Down Most Likely Have Shit Chat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An over-the-top mate has started dishing out sack wacks on day two of a heavy bucks
Bus Driver Shows No Emotion As He Shuts Door In Breathless Commuter’s Face
ESSIE BURKE | Woman Writer | CONTACT Glenn Mathieson was uncomfortably aware of the blister rubbing against his pleather work loafers, but
Local Bloke Tentatively Pronounces Word On Menu In Hopes Waiter Will Put Him Out of His Misery
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local bloke Adam Thompson should have known better than to take his date to a ritzy
2% Phone Battery And Bloke Snoring Dampens Woman’s Post Coital Glow With Random Hookup
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT It’s often in the wee hours of the morning that one finds themself embarking on
Weird Fast Food Franchise Only Exists In Domestic Airports
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A weird fast food chain that looks familiar, but isn’t, has spent the last twenty