Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Goddamit: Local Woman Has Enough Snot To Keep Sniffing But Not Enough To Blow In Tissue
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An anxious woman has found herself in a bit of a predicament this morning, as the
Taylor Swift’s Wedding Pinterest Board Revealed
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An inside tip off to The Advocate has revealed Taylor Swift’s wedding inspiration board has
In An Effort To Please Everyone, AFL Cancels Snoop Dogg And Hires Josh Kennedy To Sing Paul Kelly’s “Leaps and Bounds” With Lin Jong Providing Hand Claps
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The AFL has cancelled Snoop Dogg’s appearance at the Grand Final and replaced him with
Taylor Swift’s Next Album To Be As Boring As Most Engaged Friends Are
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In exciting but daunting news for the Swifties, The Betoota Advocate can reveal that pop music
Report: The Gays And The Girls Are Going Off Today
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It’s a massive day for the gays and the girls as queen of heartbreak Taylor
Positive Feedback On High-Rise Rezoning Inspires NSW Government To Sniff Around Manly Headland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Teal Independents are facing the greatest test of their political careers this week, as the
Australian Greens Remain As Committed As Ever To Isolating Their Party From Normal People
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just months have haemorrhaging 75% of their sitting Parliamentarians in an election bloodbath, the Australian Greens
MONA’s David Walsh Recommences Gambling To Help Fund Tassie Devils’ New Stadium
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact In a scene witnesses say looked less like a government funding discussion and more
Offer Of Free Shit Lures Local Man Into Downloading Another App Onto His Phone
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has gone and done it again, it can be confirmed today. Berrick Watts
Local Mum Too Scared To Ask What a Labubu Is But Assumes It Slang For Genitalia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sexagenarian from Betoota Heights has today quietly confided in The Advocate that she’s
Local Cannabis Dealer Drives The Weirdest Car
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local cannabis dealer isn’t rolling the dice on minor criminal charges in the pursuit
“Aw, He’s So Excited For The Baby To Come” Says Woman About Dog Who Barely Recognises His Own Reflection
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An expectant mum has this week had quite a sweet moment with her terrier ‘Monty’, who