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Canberra Raiders Discreetly Dump 5000 Megalitres Of Lime-Flavoured Milk In Lake Burley Griffin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s capital is today struggling through a rough Monday. The glum mood settling in
Brisbane Mum Refuses To Play Favourites, Loves All Of Her Darling Boys Equally
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an exclusive sit down with The Betoota Advocate, a Brisbane mum has today confirmed that
Thin Haired Woman Stares Daggers At Follically Blessed Boyfriend Who Can Never Be Bothered To Wash His
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has long struggled with her impossible to style thin hair has found herself
Oscar Piastri Drives Too Fast Around A Corner
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The zippiest young driver to come out of Australia in decades has this weekend had a
Local Girl Has Sensory Meltdown After Boyfriend Drags Her To JB Hi Fi, EB Games, Chemist Warehouse & Culture Kings
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A poor local woman has found herself having a sensory meltdown last weekend, after her boyfriend
Spring In Full Force As Nations Nerds Begin Complaining About Being Sneezy
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The nation has warmly welcomed the annual transition from winter to spring. The new season brings
Gout Gout’s Arrival On National Zeitgeist Complete As Central Queensland Cattleman Rings Neighbour To Talk About Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Teenage sprint sensation Gout Gout has cemented his place in the national zeitgeist after
Most Shallow Person You Know Going To A Coffee Shop Rave This Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Betoota’s French Quarter, a rather vacuous mate of mate is
“This Place Hasn’t Been Cool Since 2015” Says Man Who Moved To City In 2014
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A man who moved to a major global city from his small hometown in 2014, has
‘Ah, Now It’s A Home’ Says Local Housewife After Ruining Perfectly Good Couch With A Hermes Throw
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT SORE SIGHT FOR THE EYES: A Betoota Grove housewife, Lucy Mitchell has finally completed her
Local Woman Finishes Her Stern Advice With ‘IDK Tho’ Incase It Ruins Friend’s Life
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT IDK THO: Betoota Heights local Sophie Turner was left at a crossroads this morning following
Report Finds Entitled Young People Must Be Taxed More To Improve Living Standards For Resource Companies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some bad news for working Australians, the government has today confirmed that younger generations will