Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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PM: “Ok How Bout This For A Compromise… If You Get Your Jabs, I’ll Give Your Boss $300”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has hit out at Labor’s proposal to offer a $300
Local Woman Crosses Off Another Day On The Countdown Until 7+ Gets Well And Truly Uninstalled
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With only 4 more days until Tokyo’s closing ceremony, the locked down residents of Australia
Young People To Be Given Access To Pfizer When The Boomers Say They Actually Want Moderna
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government has issued some good news today for the nation’s young people, saying they
Brad Hazzard Tackles Language Barriers By Talking Real Slow Like A Boomer Ordering A Pad Thai
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Health Minister has today made an extra effort to communicate with the non-English speaking
Woman Who Owns Rescue Dog Manages To Go Through Entire Trip To Park Without Telling Someone
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A French Quarter woman has shocked the town this week, with an incredible display of self-control.
“Albo Sold Us Workers Out!” Says Inner-City Man Who Wants To Be In Opposition For Another 3 Years
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A tertiary-educated leftie from our town’s cosmopolitan French Quarter has put Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese
Report: This Fucker Is Talking A Lot For Someone Who Owes Us 300 Bucks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has held another press conference where he says lots of shit
“Wait, So Scotty Isn’t Going To Pay Me For My Jab?” Says Bloke Who Already Bought A 42” Kogan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local gym equipment salesman, Petey Cuss (38) has once again confused a cool news story for
Experts Speculate Bruce McAvaney’s Brain Has The Storage Capability Of 100 Terabyte Hard Drive
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A group of neuroscientists from the underfunded CSIRO facility in Betoota have released an interesting report
Rohan Browning Debuts New Sleeve Tattoo As Early Negotiations Begin With The NRL
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT PUT HIM ON THE STING! Australian sprinter Rohan Browning has been photographed with some new bodily
Kid Laroi Now Most Successful Recording Artist From South Sydney Since 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of this week, The Kid LAROI has landed his first number one album in the
PM Tells Olympians To Pick Up Some Duty-Free Japanese Michelle Pfeiffers On The Way Home
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our Olympic heroes are being asked by the Prime Minister today to perform one last noble