Arnott's Bird Taken In For H5N1 Avian Flu Testing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An icon of Australian pantries and lunch boxes has caused a scare today, after being whisked
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Public Servant Who Suggested Grey Nomads Can Pick Fruit Has Obviously Never Met A Grey Nomad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A bead-wearing public servant who once upon a time either took the light
“The Night Is Darkest Just Before Dawn” Says Scotty As He Flips Coin To Decide Nation’s Fate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today fronted a press conference with hideous scaring down the
Man Does His Mental Health A Favour By Throwing TV Off Balcony Before These Clowns Come On To Lie To Him For 45 Minutes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Fed up with his base-level of anxiety that’s largely consumed his life
Annastacia Vows To Finish What Joh Started And Closes The Border Forever
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland State Government has said their border may not open up to New South Wales
Mum Confirms Times are Tough By Asking You For A Drag
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Mum has confirmed that things are well truly f’d in the a by coming up
Locked Down Man Just Forgets To Wake Up For A Day Or Two
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Sydney man Deangelo Moran (34) has finally given in to lockdown temptation and has straight up
Melbourne Does Same Thing Sydney Did After 6 Weeks In Lockdown With Fuck All Financial Support
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WAIT, WHAT? POOR GOVERNANCE EQUALS CIVIL UNREST? Thousands of Melbourne residents have taken to the streets
Report: Remember When We Thought Y2K Was Going To Do What This Virus Did
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After millions of years of adapting to survive, humans have lived through the odd rough patch
Report: Dad Still Obsessed With Stevie Nicks
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A local dad Phil Riley has confirmed that he still holds a torch for Stevie Nicks.
Cultured Brisbane Man Eats Entire Edamame Pod Because That’s How You Do It Apparently
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A Brisbane bloke has tonight made it evident that he doesn’t get out much after
Boomers Welcome Grandchild Into World Who’ll Inevitably Die Because Of Their Environmental Vandalism
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A semi-retired Betoota Grove couple welcomed their first grandchild into the world over
Office Worker Attempts To Evade Notice By Claw Gripping Tampon On Bathroom Run
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT An office worker has today tried to evade the notice of her co-workers by tightly