Donald Trump Reveals All Elections Are Rigged Apart From The Ones He Wins
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The President of the United States has today done an Albo, and called a rather stupid
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Hundreds Of Anti-Vaxxers Rescued Off Sydney After Ignoring Surf Warnings From ‘Big Lifeguard’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT I’M ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION: The NSW coast has been hammered by wild surf
Frog From Silverchair’s Debut Album To Sue Rock Group Saying He Never Agreed To Be Stomped On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The frog that appeared on the cover art for Silverchair’s 1995 debut album
Gladys Raises The Bat As NSW Cracks 4 Digits With A Record-Breaking 1029 New Cases Overnight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has raised the bat at today’s 11am press conference, after finally
Late 20s Woman Finally Gives Up Dreams Of Having A 100-Year-Old Vampire Fall In Love With Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Today marks a very sad day for local woman Kate Langdon. The day she finally acknowledged
45 New Cases!? Okay Melbourne, We Know You Think You Are Above This, But Please Stay Home!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victoria has recorded 45 new cases. This is very bad news. 35 of those are linked
Brisbane Man Pops Out Of His Cave To Hunt For Some Yum Cha In A Busy Shopping Precinct
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man in the Southern Corner of Queensland has today set off to track down
Brisbane Man Pops Out Of His Cave To Hunt For Some Yum Cha In A Busy Shopping Precinct
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man in the Southern Corner of Queensland has today set off to track down
Western Australia Closes Sydney Consulate Following Morrison’s ‘Cavemen’ Comments
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Democratic People’s Republic Of Western Australia (DPRWA) have closed their Sydney consulate
TV Series About Fucked Up Rich People Detached From Reality Unsurprisingly Filmed In Byron Bay
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nicole Kidman is back on the screen in a new TV thriller about a bunch of
Gladys: “Summer Has Come And Passed, The Innocent Can Never Last, Wake Me Up When September Ends”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian appears to have undergone an ’emo’ transformation today, as she fronts the
“Funny Looking Cave” Says Perth Man Enjoying A Beer At The Pub Before A Movie With Mates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Perth man has responded to the Australian Prime Minister’s comments about his state yesterday.
PM’s Advisor Lies Awake At Night Wondering Why Scotty Called West Australians “Cave People”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the Prime Minister’s Bloke Advisors has told this masthead this morning