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“Haha, Nah” Say Coalition MPs In Response To Renewed Calls For A Federal Corruption Watchdog
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Coalition has today explained to The Advocate why a Federal Independent Commission Against Corruption, or
Former Emo’s Muscle Memory Triggers Her Thumbs To Search For Holes In Hoodie Sleeve
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT If you looked at local woman Shae Norris, you’d never think she was a reformed
PM: “I Am Not A Liar! I’m Just A Normal Aussie Bloke Who Chose Politics Over An NRL Career”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems Scotty From Marketing is starting to panic as the label ‘The Liar From The
29-Year-Old Blows Weekly Budget Taking Mum To Extravagant Lunch To Prove He’s Got His Shit Together
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Ohhh that’s nice, what do you call this?” asks the visiting suburban matriarch. Jason wipes
Dutton’s Defamation Trial Finds That He Has Feelings, And He Doesn’t Like Them Being Hurt
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Defence Minister has today succeeded in getting 35,000 dollars out of an
Last Remaining CSIRO Scientists Rush To Show Queen Jacqui Some Reports On This Climate Change Thing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After making headlines for sticking it to the major parties and One Nation, Jacqui Lambie has
Bureau Of Meteorology Declares Hot Girl Summer To Be Postponed Until 2022
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT In sad news, the Bureau of Meteorology has today declared that hot girl summer is postponed
Independent Tassie Senator Displays More Energy And Leadership Than Both Major Parties Combined
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As another run-of-the-mill week of politics chugs along, Jacqui Lambie has once again
Townie Kid Suffers Crippling Stage Fright After Bloke In Commodore Tells Him To Do A Wheelie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota Downs kid, Alby Sherwin (13) has today been overwhelmed with an intense bout of
Flag-Wearing Patriot Suffers Existential Crisis After Realising Scotty Is Actually Full Of Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deep in thought as he stares out into the Big Blue Bin off Sydney,
PM Lies And Says He Told Albo Of His Plans For Hawaii Holiday He Tried To Hide During Bushfires
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Yesterday, The Betoota Advocate started the week with an exciting news story that investigated the rapidly
Brisbane Real Estate Agent Forecasts A Bitta Snow On Friday Too If Ya Know What I’m Sayin Boys
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A Brisbane real estate agent has today shown he may have a career in meteorology, by