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ABC Put The Kettle On And Wait For The Fixated Persons Unit To Turn Up And Start [Redacted By Legal] People

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Journalists at the nation’s public broadcaster have put the jug on and taken

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English Teacher’s Rudeboy Summer Couldn’t Feel Further Away As Class Has First COVID Case

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular English teacher at Green Road State School in our town’s Heights

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Perrottet Begins Preparing All The Texts That Are Gonna Fucken Leak If He Loses Gladys’s Seat

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet is just about at the end of his tether when it comes

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“Gee Are They Striking Out Here Too?” Asks Barnaby While Visiting Understaffed Tamworth Hospital

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister of Australia has received a bit of a rude shock after turning

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Aged Care Minister Richard Colbeck Offers To Resign After Being Caught Playing Ultimate Frisbee On Sunday When He Should’ve Been In Church

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A disc-shaped straw might’ve broken the camel’s back this afternoon in

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Australian Republic Movement Not Really Capitalising On The Whole ‘Royals Are Rock Spiders’ Thing

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Republic Movement have today continued to play nice, despite having a slam dunk sitting

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Pete Davidson Escalates Feud With Kanye By Asking If He Still Likes Fish Sticks In His Mouth

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Pete Davidson has rapidly escalated his feud with Kanye today, finally breaking after a torrid two

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Live Music’s Dead? The Sea World Steel Drum Band Says You Can Go And Get Fucked

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For nearly two years now, our town’s youth have been banging the ‘Live

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Quiet Australians Just Getting On With Life Paying Out The Arse For Groceries And Fuel

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Quiet Australians of our humbled inland port city have shared news that they’

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Pay Day Ends Catastrophically As 50 Gram Pouch Goes Through Washing Machine After 9 Schooners

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Local bloke Kels Gibson (27) has well and truly blown the weekly budget out not even

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McGowan Admits He Can’t Go On Shooting Hard Border Opponents With An Anti-Aircraft Gun Forever

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The defacto leader of the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of Western Australia [DPRWA] has admitted

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Albo Quietly Shelves Plan To Play The Sousaphone On 60 Minutes This Week

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has reportedly dropped the idea of playing the sousaphone on