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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The luckiest person in Australia is today contemplating what to do with her new found fortune.
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Frydenberg Also Not Available To Step Up As Acting PM Due To Gruelling Bout Of Tennis Elbow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT They say when the going gets tough, the tough get going. This does not appear to
Dutton Joins Ukraine’s International Defence Battalion To Avoid Becoming Acting PM
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An interesting morning in Federal politics has taken another bizarre turn, it can be confirmed. Following
Barnaby Chops Pinky Finger Off With Drop Saw To Avoid Becoming Acting PM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the world teetering on the brink of all out war and half the
Scotty From Marketing Suddenly Tests Positive To Covid Just As All The Hard Work Begins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Northern NSW still inundated with floodwaters, and South-East Queensland’s Mud Army taking to
Local Bloke Gets Out Of Going To Ballet With Missus By Insisting He Doesn’t Want To Support Russia
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has managed to get out of expanding his cultural horizons this weekend, by
Kyle and Jackie O Struggling To Segue From Invasion Of Ukraine To Latest MAFs Scandal
KEITH T. DENNETT |New South | CONTACT Australia’s King and Queen of soft-core porn radio are bracing themselves for
Clive Palmer Disappoints All By Almost Immediately Driving Hitler’s Mercedes Into Flood Water
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Billionaire Clive Palmer has brought great shame upon himself, his community and motor vehicle
Brisbane City Sounds Emergency Powderfinger Sirens To Boost Morale As Mud Army Clean Up Begins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Brisbane’s floodwaters begin to recede from today’s 9:30 peak, the clean-up
Decadent Western Pig Summons Another $32 Pad Kee Mao In This Pissing Rain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter architect has simply shrugged his shoulders and exercised his birthright to
Scotty From Marketing Turns Up In Lismore With Pool Noodle And Wahu Footy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of Marketing at the Federal Government of Australia has raised eyebrows today. This comes
Ukrainian President Not In Hawaii
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the Eastern European nation of Ukraine, the man elected to be
Brisbane Gays Forced To Charter HMAS Veronicas To Sydney As Cancelled Flights Threaten Mardi Gras
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane’s thriving community of lavender-scented gentlemen and Subaru owners are today exploring alternative evacuation