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Tearful Scotty Makes His Way To The Concierge Desk After Losing Jenny In The Middle Of Woolies

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After copping some major flak for not knowing the price of milk or bread, a determined

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“Peter Van Onselen, Network 10 News. Mr Lowe, Is It True That In 1981, You Set A Homeless Man On Fire Outside A Sydney Nightclub, Carjacked A Young Mother And Then Sped Off With Her 6-Month-Old Still Strapped In The Back?”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Journalism’s rudeboy Peter Van Onselen has ambushed another guest at the National Press Club today

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6-Month Old Labradoodle Blindsided By Afternoon Photoshoot With Owner’s Recently Single Brother

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An adorable Labradoodle puppy has been entangled in a man’s quest for love

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PM Ditches Dorky Dad Alter Ego Before Election In Favour His True Detached Eastern Suburbs Cash Pig Persona

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being ambushed yesterday at the National Press Club with questions regarding the cost of living,

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“Geez, You Should See Some Of The Shit We’ve Texted Each Other” Laughs Rest Of Nation’s Premiers

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact After being politically sledgehammered with some very personal insults yesterday, it looks as though things could

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Nation’s Horrible Psychos Distance Themselves From Scott Morrison

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT A leading spokesperson for Australia’s most horrible and fraudulent psychos has today released a statement

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Reserve Bank Puts Off Plunging Country Into Intergenerational Recession For Another Quarter

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The time for panic is near but it is not today, that’s the message from

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CSIRO Launch Experiment To Examine Whether Politicians Are Physically Capable Of Saying Sorry

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s peak scientific body has today announced a landmark study, aimed at answering one

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Friendly Goth From School Now Proud Mother Of Two Darling Little Goths Of Her Own

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A red-lipped ‘Black Veil Bride’ has resurfaced on Facebook this week, uploading a photo

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PM Give Press Club Address: “Not Far From Here, Scum Journalists Like You Are Met With Bullets”

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minster Scotty From Marketing has today had strips torn from him by the National Press

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Queenslanders Call For A Foreign Ownership Ban On Property Investors From Down South

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As property prices continue to surge around the country, the Sunshine State has today asked our

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Nation Urged To Take Into Account That Kyng Has Been Up For Three Days

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians are being urged to take into account today that Australian Open doubles champion Nick Krygios