Sam Neill Dies After 78 Years Of Living The Skux Life
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a highly decorated career as a global star of screen, actor Sam Neill has died
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Clive Palmer Disappoints All By Almost Immediately Driving Hitler’s Mercedes Into Flood Water
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Billionaire Clive Palmer has brought great shame upon himself, his community and motor vehicle
Brisbane City Sounds Emergency Powderfinger Sirens To Boost Morale As Mud Army Clean Up Begins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Brisbane’s floodwaters begin to recede from today’s 9:30 peak, the clean-up
Decadent Western Pig Summons Another $32 Pad Kee Mao In This Pissing Rain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter architect has simply shrugged his shoulders and exercised his birthright to
Scotty From Marketing Turns Up In Lismore With Pool Noodle And Wahu Footy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of Marketing at the Federal Government of Australia has raised eyebrows today. This comes
Ukrainian President Not In Hawaii
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the Eastern European nation of Ukraine, the man elected to be
Brisbane Gays Forced To Charter HMAS Veronicas To Sydney As Cancelled Flights Threaten Mardi Gras
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane’s thriving community of lavender-scented gentlemen and Subaru owners are today exploring alternative evacuation
MP Worth $300M Launches Crowdfunding Campaign For His Voters To Pay For Own Flood Recovery
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man who wants to be the next Prime Minister of Australia has put forward his
Hundreds Of VE Commodores With Stretched Timing Chains Mysteriously End Up In Low-Lying Parts Of Brisbane
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Emergency crews have spoken today of driving their tinnies down the flood streets of
Lismore Country Women’s Association Get To Work: “Break Out The Margarine Girls”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With floodwaters continuing to rise around the Northern Rivers of NSW and South East of Queensland,
Scotty Slips On A Camouflage Jacket To Make Him Even More Invisible During A Crisis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is in our state’s sodden south-east corner this afternoon
Brisbane Floods: Boomer Dad And Millennial Son Comes To Blows Over Whether ’74 Was Worse Than 2011
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brisbane River reached its peak this morning, as far as we can tell, signalling the
Queenslanders Completely Understand PM Had To Meet With Piers Morgan Before Flying Up North Last Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has finally arrived in Queensland overnight to make sure he gets