Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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No… Coworker With Lots Of Zs In Her Last Name Cannot Help Explain What The Fuck Is Going On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world continues to watch on in horror at the events unfolding in Ukraine, a
PM Thrilled As The Sheer Horror Of War Distracts Nation From Albo’s Dashing Women’s Weekly Shoot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There were reportedly cheers of joy from the Prime Minister’s office in Canberra this week,
Bloke From Hometown Who Used To Sell Hot Nokias Now An Award Winning Commercial Real Estate Agent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brodie Bancroft was once Betoota’s go-to man for an unboxed Nokia 3250. If you knew
Alan Joyce Says Those Accusing Qantas Of Price Gouging Can Fooken Walk If They Want
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Around the country, people are complaining that Qantas is charging whatever the hell they want for
Sydney Metro Drivers Set To Join Demonstrations Against Tyrannical Perrottet Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The robots who drive the Sydney Metro Trains are set to join their homo sapien brothers
Scotty Starts Breaking Up Weird Honeycomb Looking Fibro During Photoshoot On Residential Worksite
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has once again caused himself yet another long-term workplace injury, as
Wet Weather Causes Everyone To Suddenly Forget How To Drive
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news from the more populous parts of our country, almost everyone has forgotten how to
Man’s Bad Feeling About Coworker Confirmed After He Turns Up To Work In A Dragons Jersey
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter city worker has told this masthead that he’s always had a bad
Scotty Vows To Protect The Delicious Chicken Kievs From The Grips Of Russian Tyranny
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the world looking on in disbelief at the unfolding military situation in Ukraine, our Prime
World War 3 Set To Prove Long-Held Theory That Threequels Are Always The Shittest
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A widely debated scientific theory looks set to be proven correct this year, it can be
Inner-City Snorkeler Gets A Stiffy With All This Rain
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With suburban streets flooded from Wollongong to Brisbane, it is a magical time of the year
Scotty From Marketing Lifts 700 Litre Fridge With His Back During A Photo Shoot With Removalists
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While still partially blinded by staring directly into a welding flash during a photoshoot in the