"Wow, Glad We Don't Have A Working Opposition Lol" Says Government After A Week Of Absolute Clangers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister and his cabinet of oddities are resting easy this week after
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Teenage Cousins Excuse Themselves From Family Dinner To Go Listen To Chillinit In The Back Shed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Two teenage cousins from opposite sides of town have bonded over their mutual interests in rap
Government Apologises For Controversial Women’s Network Logo, Vows To Add Bulging Cock Veins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another example of astounding incompetence, the Prime Minister’s Office has somehow managed to
Unhinged Man Who Booted Side Mirrors Off George Bailey’s Car Offers To Fix Them As Swepson Makes Debut
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man who booted the side mirrors off Australian selector George Bailey’
Family Group Chat In Turmoil As Rogue Aunty Posts Embargoed Pictures Of Wedding On Facebook
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A family group chat has been sent into meltdown this afternoon, after a rogue aunt took
Murdoch Joins Premiers To Apologise For Not Declaring Scott Morrison A National Disaster Sooner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “We really tried with this bloke” muttered the 91-year-old media tycoon. “We really did.
Swaggering White-Collar Novocastrian Asks Every Sydney Office Colleague “How’s Ya Weekend Bra?!”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Newcastle-born Sydney-sider is insufferably chipper today, thoroughly enjoying his Monday return
Two For One! Neighbour’s Garden Hose Perfect Solution For Making Bongs And Siphoning Petrol
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact With fuel prices skyrocketing worldwide and with no sign of getting better anytime soon, some savvy
Man Delivers Heartfelt Apology To His 1992 BMW 320i Before Feeding It A Dirty Big Tank Of E10
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter motorist that’s constantly one major breakdown away from bankruptcy has
Local Bloke Quietly Relieved Return Of NRL Means He Can Tune Out Of All This Brink Of World War 3 Shit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local NRL tragic is quietly cheerful this weeked, after blocking out news of
Multiple UberEats Bags In Bedroom Suggest Mate’s Not Doing Too Good
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Old mate John Thomas insists he’s coping just fine with the news that his ex
Local ‘Swing Voter’ Just A Liberal Voter Who Is Understandably Ashamed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact After a two year investigation, it can be exclusively revealed that many Australians who claim to
Rural Dad Fulfils His Duty To Society By Fixing Rickety Cafe Table
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact The old fella is getting the job done today in Betoota as father of eight Kenneth