Escalating Tensions In Middle East Causes Local Dad To Tell Daughters To Go Fill Up A Tank Right Now!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has today let his dad instincts take over. Graham Poulter (63) from our
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Katter: “The Price Of Bread Is Solely Dependant On Whether Con From Samios Grocers In Cloncurry Has Done His Arse On The Punt Over The Weekend. Once Upon A Time He Used To Bake The Stuff Himself, But, Ya Know, Old Con’s Slowing Down A Bit Nowadays. It’s N
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian media continues to work themselves into a fit of hysteria over the fact
High-Top Converse Wearing Fraud Not Even Addicted To The Shindig
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The terms Blood, Sugar, Sex and Magik are completely lost on a Betoota Heights man as
Albo Admits He Lost Track Of Market Price For Bread When The Vietnamese Arrived In Marrickville
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT On top of the very public accusation that he is a ‘horrible psycho’ who ‘nobody trusts’
Tearful Scotty Makes His Way To The Concierge Desk After Losing Jenny In The Middle Of Woolies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After copping some major flak for not knowing the price of milk or bread, a determined
“Peter Van Onselen, Network 10 News. Mr Lowe, Is It True That In 1981, You Set A Homeless Man On Fire Outside A Sydney Nightclub, Carjacked A Young Mother And Then Sped Off With Her 6-Month-Old Still Strapped In The Back?”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Journalism’s rudeboy Peter Van Onselen has ambushed another guest at the National Press Club today
6-Month Old Labradoodle Blindsided By Afternoon Photoshoot With Owner’s Recently Single Brother
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An adorable Labradoodle puppy has been entangled in a man’s quest for love
PM Ditches Dorky Dad Alter Ego Before Election In Favour His True Detached Eastern Suburbs Cash Pig Persona
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being ambushed yesterday at the National Press Club with questions regarding the cost of living,
“Geez, You Should See Some Of The Shit We’ve Texted Each Other” Laughs Rest Of Nation’s Premiers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact After being politically sledgehammered with some very personal insults yesterday, it looks as though things could
Nation’s Horrible Psychos Distance Themselves From Scott Morrison
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A leading spokesperson for Australia’s most horrible and fraudulent psychos has today released a statement
Reserve Bank Puts Off Plunging Country Into Intergenerational Recession For Another Quarter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The time for panic is near but it is not today, that’s the message from
CSIRO Launch Experiment To Examine Whether Politicians Are Physically Capable Of Saying Sorry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s peak scientific body has today announced a landmark study, aimed at answering one
Friendly Goth From School Now Proud Mother Of Two Darling Little Goths Of Her Own
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A red-lipped ‘Black Veil Bride’ has resurfaced on Facebook this week, uploading a photo