Report: What An Absolute Joke Lol
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Conor McGregor has once again huffed and puffed and blown his house down. The aspiring Irish
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Black Smoke Billows From Hillsong Chimney As Council Allegedly Burns Evidence To Show New Leader Hasn’t Been Elected Yet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is palpable disappointment this afternoon across the world after black smoke emerged from
Local Man’s Core Strength Tested After Hour Long Stint With New Misso On Shoulders At Festival
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local party shirt funboy is testing his festival fitness this afternoon, putting his
Postponed Silly Season Begins As Nation Emerges From 4 Months Of Lockdowns And Shithouse Weather
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a weird turn of events, Australians are set to experience one of the Wettest winters
Labor Prodigy Peter Malinauskas Elected Lord Mayor Of South Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The tri-annual council election down in South Australia has come and gone this weekend, with
Life Hack! Efficient Bloke Simply Buys More Underwear Instead Of Doing A Load Of Washing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has today discovered an extremely efficient life hack, that he can’t believe
Business Student Who Scored High Neuroticism On Uni Psychometrics Test Asks If She Can Do It Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who is two weeks into her business school term has today been confronted by
Junior Leasing Agent Impressed With The Range Of Counterfeit RMs Down At His Local Tarocash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights leasing agent is currently on the hunt for a new pair
Girl Who Adopted Cat After Having Heart Broken Finds Herself Ignored By Yet Another Arrogant Male
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When a heartbroken Alex Dawson had set out to cure her broken heart, she hadn’t
Introvert Too Far Into Convo With Vague Acquaintance To Correct Her Own Name
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact A local woman has foregone her birth name today after the woman she introduced herself to
‘Sessionable’ Just Craft Brewers Way Of Saying ‘You Can Drink Fuckloads Of This!’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a trend that is startling VB drinkers across the country, more and more craft beer
Man Has Moment Of Terror Thinking He Has Internal Bleeding Then Recalls The 7 Pints Of Guinness Yesterday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact This morning, not long after he woke up, Jake Wright was greeted with a
Morrison Wishes Our British Community A Happy St Patrick’s Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has finally been able to put his feet up this afternoon