Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Barnaby Chops Pinky Finger Off With Drop Saw To Avoid Becoming Acting PM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the world teetering on the brink of all out war and half the eastern seaboard
Scotty From Marketing Suddenly Tests Positive To Covid Just As All The Hard Work Begins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Northern NSW still inundated with floodwaters, and South-East Queensland’s Mud Army taking to the
Local Bloke Gets Out Of Going To Ballet With Missus By Insisting He Doesn’t Want To Support Russia
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has managed to get out of expanding his cultural horizons this weekend, by
Kyle and Jackie O Struggling To Segue From Invasion Of Ukraine To Latest MAFs Scandal
KEITH T. DENNETT |New South | CONTACT Australia’s King and Queen of soft-core porn radio are bracing themselves for a
Clive Palmer Disappoints All By Almost Immediately Driving Hitler’s Mercedes Into Flood Water
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Billionaire Clive Palmer has brought great shame upon himself, his community and motor vehicle enthusiasts in
Brisbane City Sounds Emergency Powderfinger Sirens To Boost Morale As Mud Army Clean Up Begins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Brisbane’s floodwaters begin to recede from today’s 9:30 peak, the clean-up is
Decadent Western Pig Summons Another $32 Pad Kee Mao In This Pissing Rain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter architect has simply shrugged his shoulders and exercised his birthright to command a
Scotty From Marketing Turns Up In Lismore With Pool Noodle And Wahu Footy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of Marketing at the Federal Government of Australia has raised eyebrows today. This comes
Ukrainian President Not In Hawaii
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the Eastern European nation of Ukraine, the man elected to be
Brisbane Gays Forced To Charter HMAS Veronicas To Sydney As Cancelled Flights Threaten Mardi Gras
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane’s thriving community of lavender-scented gentlemen and Subaru owners are today exploring alternative evacuation options
MP Worth $300M Launches Crowdfunding Campaign For His Voters To Pay For Own Flood Recovery
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man who wants to be the next Prime Minister of Australia has put forward his
Hundreds Of VE Commodores With Stretched Timing Chains Mysteriously End Up In Low-Lying Parts Of Brisbane
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Emergency crews have spoken today of driving their tinnies down the flood streets of Brisbane and