Angus Taylor Begins Wooing Disenfranchised Liberals Back With Dramatic Weight Gain And A New Red Bob
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The road back from electoral oblivion for the Liberals begins today in Albury as Opposition leader
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Pay Day Ends Catastrophically As 50 Gram Pouch Goes Through Washing Machine After 9 Schooners
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local bloke Kels Gibson (27) has well and truly blown the weekly budget out not even
McGowan Admits He Can’t Go On Shooting Hard Border Opponents With An Anti-Aircraft Gun Forever
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The defacto leader of the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of Western Australia [DPRWA] has admitted for the
Albo Quietly Shelves Plan To Play The Sousaphone On 60 Minutes This Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has reportedly dropped the idea of playing the sousaphone on 60 Minutes
Local Cupid Blows Girlfriend Away By Getting Packet Of Choccy Bullets Delivered At 9pm
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local bloke has tonight been able to successfully swerve potential blowback from Valentine’s Day,
Bachelor Admits He’s One Valentine’s Day Microwave Dinner Away From Applying For MAFS
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man who has spent far too much of his life on a bus
“Anyone Mind If I Pump These?” Asks Greg From IT Holding Bowl Of Cold SuperBowl Party Wings
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact A French Quarter business consultancy firm held a SuperBowl Party today to celebrate the sport than
Bright Kid Dragged To Canberra “Freedom Convoy” Begs Parents To Please Let Her Go To Questacon
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A brainy child who could very well be our Nation’s next Deborah Williamson
Ukulele Officially Added To Long List Of Things That Scotty Is Shit At
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Hawaiian string instrument known as the ukulele has today been added to the very long
Local Woman Worries Return Of Dr Dre And Mary J Blige Will Trigger A Comeback Of Low Rise Jeans
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT In startling news for women nationwide, low rise jeans could be on the horizon, which also
Aussie NFL Fan Insists His Love Of American Sports Is Not Related To Rampant Gambling Addiction
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A suburban man who loves his American sports has alleged today that his interest in the
Disgusted Karl Stefanovic Storms Out Of Morrison Household After Being Introduced To ‘The Gimp’
What was supposed to be a light-hearted puff piece aimed at winning back suburban voters who think the Prime Minister
Local Graphic Designer Uses Winter Olympics As An Opportunity To Tell Everyone He’s Been To Japan
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A self-described ‘Powder Hound’ has skillfully used the broadcast of the Winter Olympics, to