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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Conor McGregor has once again huffed and puffed and blown his house down. The aspiring Irish
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Scotty Orders Parliament House Barber To Tune Up His Fade In Effort To Win Back Lebanese Voters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today begun implementing his most ambitious marketing spin of all
Lebanese Family Who Had Armed ADF Troops Patrolling Their Suburb During Lockdown Really Feeling Let Down By The Prime Minister’s Comments In 2007
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In BREAKING news, it appears that Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing – a politician who made his
Local White Ant Gets White Anted Over His Repeated White Anting
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local white ant, who build a career on white-anting people, is now
Report: Drummer Still Going Full Whiplash For Taylor Hawkins
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Residents of Betoota Heights have had to grin and bear the noise levels this week as
Scotty Tells Complaining Colleagues To Just Get A Better Leader
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As an increasing number of the Prime Minister’s peers continue to provide reverse testimonials of
“Brekky Of Champions” Says Smartarse Deliveryrider Handing Over Organic Muesli And Whiteclaw
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today requested that her delivery rider reserve his judgement after making a
Millennials Struggling To Get Into Housing Market Advised To Bring Heroin Back Into The Suburbs
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Reverse gentrification is in the works today as a fringe group of Millennials are going to
Paul Murray Panics After Realising ‘Each Way Albo’ Implies Opposition Leader Is Still A Safer Bet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that Sky News Australia’s Chief Goebbels Paul Murray may not understand the very
Local Man Permits Self Early Easter Indulgence Demolishing Novelty Sized Crème Egg In Supermarket Carpark
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A guilty lapsed Catholic has decided to break lent this afternoon, polishing off an
‘Jared Leto Fan’ Now A Term That Exclusively Refers To People Who Listen To 30 Seconds To Mars
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After news hit today that shockingly, Morbius (the filler Marvel movie we get before Doctor Strange
Albo Guarantees To Provide Every Aged Care Home With At Least A Mining Camp Standard Of Food
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has promised to repair the human warehouses that are Australian aged care
Barnaby Says His Ongoing Feud With Local Geese Is Nobody’s Business Except His And The Geese
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce says the details of his ongoing feud with a