Liberals To Oppose Regulating Big Tech Platforms That Have Completely Fucked Their Entire Political Movement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that really shouldn't surprise anyone, the Liberal Party have once again chosen
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7 Reasons Why Trans People Are A Bigger Threat To Our Way Of Life Than China’s Security Pact With The Solomon Islands
Despite spending the last couple years provoking China in an effort to show voters that only Scott Morrison is big
PM: “I Was Blessed To Catch Covid During The Floods And Not Something Important Like An Election”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anthony Albanese’s COVID-19 diagnosis and subsequent has caused a major disruption to his election
Australian Journalists Furious Albo’s Covid Diagnosis Means They Have To Give Him A Few Headlines
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the closest thing that could be considered a positive news story, Opposition leader Anthony Albanese
Scotty’s Empathy Consultant Smashes Yet Another Clipboard To Pieces After PM’s Comments About Autism
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The long suffering empathy consultant of flex-day Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has smashed yet
Autistic Teenager Reveals He Feels Blessed That He Never Had To Have A Dad Like Scott Morrison
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A year 9 student at Betoota Heights High has today responded to the comments made by
Journalists Bemoan Stupid Punters For Failing To Ask A Single Gotcha Question During Leader’s Debate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s media types are fuming this morning, after a relatively civil leader’s debate
Motel Pool Easily Mistaken For North Korea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most iconic 3 star regional motels has today stood by their thirteen
Paul Murray Conceals 15kg Homemade C4 Suicide Vest Under His Tarocash In Case Albo Wins Debate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The first leaders’ debate of the 2022 federal election campaign is upon us, and nobody is
Saleswoman Offering Wine Samples In Airport Reapplies War Paint After Spotting Boomer Golf Trip
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota airport’s most committed sales guns has today sharpened her harpoon, after spotting
“Sort Your Life Out!” Says Burnout Dad Who Snorted Gak At An Iron Maiden Concert In Poland In 1994
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father of two has needless harangued his son this morning because
White Rapper Appropriates White Rapper
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a massive win for the hip hop culture, white rappers have officially been around long
Man Celebrates Return Of MasterChef By Jamming Peg In Doorlock Mechanism Of Microwave, Setting It To Auto Defrost, Then Putting His Head In It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has celebrated the return of MasterChef to primetime television this