Liberals To Oppose Regulating Big Tech Platforms That Have Completely Fucked Their Entire Political Movement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that really shouldn't surprise anyone, the Liberal Party have once again chosen
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“Come On, You Purple Bastard!” Scotty Says To His Sims Genie Looking For Election Miracle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has turned to a virtual genie this morning in his latest
Local Man Keeps Bricks On Window Sill To Throw At People Who Put Dog Shit In His Wheelie Bin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dog owners have been put on notice down one French Quarter street today not
Albanese Reminds Italian Voters That He’s Still One Of Them With Mob Boss-Themed InStyle Shoot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A OFFER THEY CAN’T REFUSE: Anthony Albanese has today ditched the inoffensive chinos and button
Abbott: “Not These Freaks Again. I Can’t Go Anywhere Anymore”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott almost had his morning hijacked yesterday when he ran
Specialist Running Stores Enjoy Unexpected Boom Thanks To Influx Of Faux Hiking Hipsters
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A specialist running store has sold out of high-end trail shoes this week,
PM Says Wages Will Only Rise In A Strong Economy, After The Pandemic, During A War With China
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT During a live press conference in Rockhampton this morning, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has finally
Albo Twists The Knife In Moderate Liberals By Announcing New Tax On Woven Leather Shoes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese is spending his last morning in COVID isolation announcing a
RBA Governor: “Christ Alive, I’ve Really Gone And Shit The Bed This Time. I’m Totally Fucked. I’m Fucking Fucked.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has conceded this afternoon that he’s put himself
National Party Tells Rogue Matt Canavan To Pull His Fivehead In
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Queensland Nationals Senator Matt Canavan has been told to fall in line today, after deciding to
Increasingly Optimistic Labor Hipster Hopes Those Bogan Coal Miners Who Apparently Vote For Them Can Keep Their Fucking Uneducated Mouths Shut For The Next Four Weeks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anthony Albanese’s embarrassing cash rate gaffe appears to be a distant memory in the 2022
“Things Will Be Worse Under Labor!” Says Man Who’s Now Living On Credit Cards And Loans From Daddy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A full-time-live-at-home-son from our town’s leafiest enclave of
Regular Qantas Passenger Unable To Explain Sudden Insatiable Desire To Grievously Harm Albanese
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As domestic travel fires back up, the aviation sector is back in full flight. And with