Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&
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“I Can’t Give You A Federal ICAC Because You Wouldn’t Vote For Us If You Knew What We Did,” Says PM
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has effectively abandoned his promise to establish a federal anti-corruption watchdog,
Local Atheist Has Bad Friday After Forgetting God’s Weird Bottle Shop Laws
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local atheist Dean Barnes (28) characteristically “can’t believe this crap” as his failure to remember
Australia’s Media Families Surprisingly Not Interested In Covering This Proposed Billionaire’s Tax
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some genuinely shocking news from the CBDs of our major cities, it can be revealed
Dad’s Funny Childhood Story Results In Him Openly Confessing To Several Rather Serious Crimes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Father of three Glen Keiver (55) has regaled his children with some ‘cautionary’ tales from his
Clive Palmer Says Adam Bandt Will Need Dental On Medicare If He Keeps Running His Fucking Mouth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Clive Palmer has told the media today in Queensland that Greens leader
PM Tells Reporter To “Bing It” When Asked What The Under-Employment Rate Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has flipped the narrative on the silly leftie journalists who are
Nationals Vow To Build A Completely New Darwin Port To Make Up For Giving The Old One To China
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party have this week revealed how they plan to fix on of the major
Yuppie Couple With Their Kid At The Pub Get Upset When Someone Yells ‘Get Up You Cunt’ At The TV In The TAB
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter couple who not only brought their kid down to the local
Bloke That Overestimated JobKeeper By $60B Says Albo Cannot Be PM Because He’s Bad With Numbers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The leaders of the Liberal Party have moved once again today to assure the nation that
Barnaby Makes Sure To Remember Important Figures While Announcing $1.5B Subsidy For Fossil Fuel Sector
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the election campaign well and truly underway, our federal Politicians are being chased around the
“They’re Better Economic Managers,” Says Puffer Vest Wearing Prick Who Heard His Dad Say It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man from our town’s leafiest enclave has told The Advocate something
Albo Quotes Anti-Nowhere League And Says “So What? So What! You Boring Little C**t” Of Employment Figure Gaffe
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has withdrawn his statement from yesterday where he said he