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Cyber Attack Targeting Australia’s Social Security System Accidentally Improves User Experience
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In shocking news, Russia has today come through with their cyber attack threats, easily breaking into
Scotty Inspects Barrel Of A Loaded Blaser Tactical 2 Sniper Rifle During Photo Shoot With ADF
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has once again nearly killed himself, as he continues his nationwide
Recently Single Girl Kicks Of Melbourne Weekend With Mysterious Photo Of Airplane Wing
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Flying high above the clouds, away from the small town drama she’s left
Man Unsure If He Should Doom-Scroll Twitter All Night Or Get On It Proper Just In Case This Is It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker has told The Advocate today in the smoking area of the Gelded Gorilla
Obsessive Ex From Years Ago Slides Back In
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Russia and Ukraine used to be part of the Soviet Union, with Russia being the most
No… Coworker With Lots Of Zs In Her Last Name Cannot Help Explain What The Fuck Is Going On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world continues to watch on in horror at the events unfolding in Ukraine, a
PM Thrilled As The Sheer Horror Of War Distracts Nation From Albo’s Dashing Women’s Weekly Shoot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There were reportedly cheers of joy from the Prime Minister’s office in Canberra this week,
Bloke From Hometown Who Used To Sell Hot Nokias Now An Award Winning Commercial Real Estate Agent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brodie Bancroft was once Betoota’s go-to man for an unboxed Nokia 3250. If you knew
Alan Joyce Says Those Accusing Qantas Of Price Gouging Can Fooken Walk If They Want
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Around the country, people are complaining that Qantas is charging whatever the hell they want for
Sydney Metro Drivers Set To Join Demonstrations Against Tyrannical Perrottet Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The robots who drive the Sydney Metro Trains are set to join their homo sapien brothers
Scotty Starts Breaking Up Weird Honeycomb Looking Fibro During Photoshoot On Residential Worksite
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has once again caused himself yet another long-term workplace injury, as
90% Of Eastern Seaboard Forget How To Drive Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news from the more populous parts of our country, almost everyone has forgotten how to