Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&
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Albo Twists The Knife In Moderate Liberals By Announcing New Tax On Woven Leather Shoes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese is spending his last morning in COVID isolation announcing a
RBA Governor: “Christ Alive, I’ve Really Gone And Shit The Bed This Time. I’m Totally Fucked. I’m Fucking Fucked.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has conceded this afternoon that he’s put himself
National Party Tells Rogue Matt Canavan To Pull His Fivehead In
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Queensland Nationals Senator Matt Canavan has been told to fall in line today, after deciding to
Increasingly Optimistic Labor Hipster Hopes Those Bogan Coal Miners Who Apparently Vote For Them Can Keep Their Fucking Uneducated Mouths Shut For The Next Four Weeks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anthony Albanese’s embarrassing cash rate gaffe appears to be a distant memory in the 2022
“Things Will Be Worse Under Labor!” Says Man Who’s Now Living On Credit Cards And Loans From Daddy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A full-time-live-at-home-son from our town’s leafiest enclave of
Regular Qantas Passenger Unable To Explain Sudden Insatiable Desire To Grievously Harm Albanese
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As domestic travel fires back up, the aviation sector is back in full flight. And with
PM Defends Being On Phone During Dawn Service: “I Was Trying To Shazam That Catchy Trumpet Song”
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison has found himself getting rinsed by Twitter (but surprisingly virtually no Murdoch
Local Man Unaware That There’s An Election On Right Now Has No Idea How Lucky He Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A politically-disengaged young man from our town’s leafy and bohemian French Quarter
PM Totally Okay For China To Partner With Pacific Neighbours As Long As They Build Some Resorts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There are growing concerns about a recently signed security agreement between China and Solomon Islands and
Entire Twittersphere Wondering If Musk’s Free Speech Rule Will Include That Kid Who Tracks His Jets
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact With entrepreneur Elon Musk cinching a deal to buy Twitter for a staggering US $41 billion,
Local Concreters Treat Themselves To A Cute Little Brunch Date After Morning Of Heavy Showers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local gaggle of concreters is picking up where they left off yesterday, after a patch
Bloke Who Couldn’t Cut It In The Queensland Police Reckons We Should Trust Him To Handle China
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Defence Minister has this week revealed how desperate his party is getting ahead