Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&
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Local Dads Watch In Jealously As Cul-De-Sac Introvert Ushers In Delivery Of New In-Ground Pool
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most pleasant cul-de-sacs has crowned a new King
“Bet It’s That Banksy Fella” Mutters Cultured Tradie As He Marvels At Truck Found Stuck In The CBD
EFFIE BATEMAN | Local News | Contact It’s not often that you can surprise local man Phil McCann. Described as ‘unflappable’
Shithole City Sooking About Calls For Grand Final To Be Taken Away From Their Shithole Stadium
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The largest cesspit known to mankind is carrying on this week, it can be confirmed. Spearheaded
Albo Emerges From Isolation With Promise To Put ASIO On The Trail Of The Yuppie Dog Who’s Been Poisoning The Greens Down At Marrickville Golf Club
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has emerged from COVID isolation this morning and straight into
ALP Chain Shorten To Bar Of The Footscray Hotel And Tell Him To Just Sink Pints For Next 3 Weeks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian Labor Party experience a lift in the polls in the third week of
Selfless Bloke With Well-Documented Work Ethic Fires Shots At Middle Aged Man For Getting Sick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man recognised as the hardest worker in the country has today won over a few
“Come On, You Purple Bastard!” Scotty Says To His Sims Genie Looking For Election Miracle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has turned to a virtual genie this morning in his latest
Local Man Keeps Bricks On Window Sill To Throw At People Who Put Dog Shit In His Wheelie Bin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dog owners have been put on notice down one French Quarter street today not
Albanese Reminds Italian Voters That He’s Still One Of Them With Mob Boss-Themed InStyle Shoot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A OFFER THEY CAN’T REFUSE: Anthony Albanese has today ditched the inoffensive chinos and button
Abbott: “Not These Freaks Again. I Can’t Go Anywhere Anymore”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott almost had his morning hijacked yesterday when he ran
Specialist Running Stores Enjoy Unexpected Boom Thanks To Influx Of Faux Hiking Hipsters
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A specialist running store has sold out of high-end trail shoes this week,
PM Says Wages Will Only Rise In A Strong Economy, After The Pandemic, During A War With China
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT During a live press conference in Rockhampton this morning, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has finally