Report: Glorious Afternoon To Get On The Piss At Grafton's Crown Hotel On The Banks Of The Mighty Clarence
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It would be hard to beat the Crown Hotel Motel on Grafton's waterfront this
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Lifelong Optus Customer Not Really Sure How Valuable Sexii_Surf_Babe87@Hotmail.Com Is Gonna Be
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Corporate Australia is in a panic this week, after an anonymous but clearly amateur online hacker
Putin Completely Forgiven For Invading Ukraine After Bravely Revealing His Adult ADHD Diagnosis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Kremlin has confirmed months of speculation that President Vladimir Putin is not well.
“Pffft Big Woop NASA” Says Man Who Put His Celica Into The Only Pole In The ALDI Carpark Doing Dougheys
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is unimpressed with NASA’s recent effort to crash a
Katter Says He Supports Federal ICAC Legislation Despite Lack Of A Guillotine Or Even A Pool Of Hungry Crocodiles To Throw Corrupt Politicians Into
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member For Kennedy has welcomed the introduction of federal corruption watchdog legislation to
Optus Hacker Apologises For Everything And Says He’s Been Grounded For Entire School Holidays
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 9-year-old boy from our nation’s self-serving, sanctimonious “first state”
Local Girl Having Her Fortnightly Menty B Realises Dogs Really Do Look Like Their Owners
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she stares at herself sobbing in the bathroom mirror, local girl Sadie Partridge [22] is
AFP Reveal Optus Hacker May Have Breached User Data While Getting A Blowie With A Gun To His Head
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After ten years of dragging the chain on privacy protections to focus on tweaking religious discrimination
“That Should Make Me Feel Better” Says Man Who Just Pumped Two Kilos Of Cheesey Bowties
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter has made himself some comfort food this afternoon because he went
Millennial Fucks Up Holiday Booking And Accidentally Stays In Weird AirBnB with Staff, Multiple Suites, Minibar & Facilities
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A globetrotting Betoota Millennial has made a hilarious travelling mishap by accidentally booking a stay in
Halal Certification No Longer A Concern For Rednecks After A Few Years Of Genuine Drama
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In things you may not have thought about in absolute yonks, it has been confirmed that
Police Determine Optus Hacker Probably Isn’t In Sydney After Asking For Modest $1m Ransom
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Investigators have been able to narrow down the Optus hacker’s whereabouts today after
Optus Apologise To Customers For Extreme Privacy Breach The Only Way They Know How By Offering Free Talk And Text After 8
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The capital city shitebags caught up in the Optus data hack have been offered