Terrified Byron Hippy Sitting On A $25m Beach Shack Has No Fucken Idea What His Next Move Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Old man Spider Nucholls had forged himself a life where he was never going to have
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Softcock Buys Electric BBQ
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has confused a hotplate for a grill this week after returning from
Motorist Who Queued For 2 Hours To Save 20c Per Litre Blows Savings On 2-for-1 Balsamic Red Rock
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local motorist Ross Mince (55, school sports coordinator) woke up at the crack of dawn this
“You Know, I Don’t Mind This New Peter Dutton,” Says Local Couple Immediately After Buying Home
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After living rent-free with his parents for two years, Bowen Niles and his fiance-of-five-years Heidi Nichols
How Millennials Are Killing All The Articles Written About Millennials Killing Things By Literally Killing Boomer Journalists
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After a solid ten years of journalists constructing wanky thought pieces blaming millennials for killing countless
Lifelong Optus Customer Not Really Sure How Valuable Sexii_Surf_Babe87@Hotmail.Com Is Gonna Be
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Corporate Australia is in a panic this week, after an anonymous but clearly amateur online hacker
Putin Completely Forgiven For Invading Ukraine After Bravely Revealing His Adult ADHD Diagnosis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Kremlin has confirmed months of speculation that President Vladimir Putin is not well. In a
“Pffft Big Woop NASA” Says Man Who Put His Celica Into The Only Pole In The ALDI Carpark Doing Dougheys
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is unimpressed with NASA’s recent effort to crash a satellite into
Katter Says He Supports Federal ICAC Legislation Despite Lack Of A Guillotine Or Even A Pool Of Hungry Crocodiles To Throw Corrupt Politicians Into
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member For Kennedy has welcomed the introduction of federal corruption watchdog legislation to the House
Optus Hacker Apologises For Everything And Says He’s Been Grounded For Entire School Holidays
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 9-year-old boy from our nation’s self-serving, sanctimonious “first state” of New South Wales has
Local Girl Having Her Fortnightly Menty B Realises Dogs Really Do Look Like Their Owners
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she stares at herself sobbing in the bathroom mirror, local girl Sadie Partridge [22] is
AFP Reveal Optus Hacker May Have Breached User Data While Getting A Blowie With A Gun To His Head
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After ten years of dragging the chain on privacy protections to focus on tweaking religious discrimination
“That Should Make Me Feel Better” Says Man Who Just Pumped Two Kilos Of Cheesey Bowties
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter has made himself some comfort food this afternoon because he went quite hard