Mum Hits Family Chat To Remind Everyone To Do Their Census Tonight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights matriarch of 4 has today made sure to check in on her little
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“Joy Division Has Nazi Connotations” Says SuSSan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Opposition leader SuSSan Ley has this week emerged from the depths of irrelevance by demanding
Local Bachelor Keeps Cutlery To A Minimum So The Sheilas Don’t Get Too Comfortable
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bachelor has this week revealed some of the little tips and tricks he uses
Scott Farquhar Loses Bid To Let AI Do Whatever It Wants
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Scott Farquhar, chairperson of the Propellor Hat Council of Australia, has lost the organisation’
Performative Male Now Required To Call Father-In-Law ‘Daddy’ After Sacrificing His Last Name
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local new age man has today been delivered an ultimatum by a group of his
18-Year-Old Real Estate Agent May Just Be The Dumbest Cunt You Have Ever Had To Treat Courteously
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can be confirmed that a freshly spawned real estate agent may be one of the
Keanu Reeves Makes It Very Clear That His New Angel Movie Is NOT a Remake Of John Travolta’s ‘Michael’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Angels are back on the big screen. In a new movie starring Keanu Reeves. Who plays
“Fair Shake Of The Sauce” Says Kevin27 As He Evades ICE Agents With Hand-To-Hand Combat In A D.C Diner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The US jackboots are closing in on Former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd this week, as
North-West NSW Responds To Barnaby Joyce Drama: “We Don’t Give A Fuck. We Will Vote For Him Again”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Maverick North-West NSW politicians Barnaby Joyce has officially distanced himself from National Party, but insists
Retiree Poised Like A Coiled Spring To Retrieve Bin The Second It’s Been Emptied
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local septuagenarian from Betoota Heights has today taken some time out of his busy schedule
Local Woman Gets Into Spirit Of Halloween By Waiting Until October 31st To Do Her Scary Tax Return
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who’s now well into the ‘owing money’ part of her life as tax
“I Don’t Have A Sweet Tooth” Says Dad Despite Evidence Someone Demolishes The Fruit & Nut After Everyone Has Gone To Bed
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has this week denied having any interest in confectionery or
Piastri Recruits Elderly Neighbour To ‘Blow Lando’s Car To Fucking Sky’ Ahead Of Title Showdown
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The race for the Formula 1 Driver’s Championship has just taken a rather interesting turn,