Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Supermarket Charging $7 For Pack Of Chips Worried Customers Are Stealing From Them
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australian supermarkets have announced bold plans to reduce theft (by customers) on their premises. At the
Bloke Dying For Return Of Contact Sports Spices Up Day With Weird New Chip Flavour
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dribbler has gone a little rogue in the snacks aisle this evening,
Greedy Old Fuck With $10m In His Self-Managed Super Fund Feeling Victimised By Tax Reforms
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the forgotten victims of Treasurer Jim Chalmer’s proposed super tax reforms has broken
Alan Joyce Laughs When Asked Whether A Billion Dollar Profit Means Qantas Will Pay Tax This Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The boss of Australia’s favourite airline has today moved to hose down any silly questions
2017 Crypto Guy Now A 2023 A.I Guy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 30-something has today re-emerged from an extended social media sabbatical with a completely new
Bushie Down For The Rugby In Sydney’s Been Getting A Few Compliments On His Loud Shirt And Athletic Physique
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact A relatively well-built young man with questionable fashion sense has made his way down from
P!nk Tour Inspires Nation’s Netball Mums To Call Their Salon And Book In A Fresh Galah
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Phones have been running hot across hair salons in the Diamantina this week, as
Finance Reporter Yet To See Any Real Evidence Of A So-Called Cost-Of-Living Crisis In North Bondi
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia’s most trusted economic megabrains has today hosed down any suggestions that life
Bloke Buys Himself A Massive GMC Sierra Because They’re Fucken Cool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has gone ahead and bought himself a huge pickup truck because he thinks
Andy Griffiths Publishers To Rename First Book In Bum Trilogy To ‘The Day My Bum Acted Out Of Character’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As news spreads of Roald Dahl novels having ‘offensive’ language removed to adapt to modern audiences,
God Confirms Short-Term Rentals Are A Pox On Society He Sent To Show Us What Real Greed Looks Like
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact God has released a statement this morning that outlined what many here on this spinning hellrock
Drought Expert Barnaby Defends Italian Cotton Farmers As Venice Canals Dry Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s greatest drought minds has weighed into the ongoing crisis in Venice