Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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RBA Boss Shares His Modern Money Saving Tips: “Ask A Woman In Your Household To Make You A Lunch Everyday”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a time when everything is going bad, our senior public servants are thinking
Has The Democratic People’s Republic Of WA Supreme Leader McGowan Been Replaced By A Body Double?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bizarre rumours that the Democratic People’s Republic Of Western Australia’s Supreme Leader Mark McGowan
Selfless Local Father Volunteers To Do The Night Time Wake Ups For Next 5 Days
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Ponds father of 2 has today caused a huge sigh of relief to echo
Forklift Driver With Boony Moustache Wields Far More Power Than Bosses Or Unions Could Ever Know
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A warehouse in Betoota Ponds has today been rocked by allegations that the alpha male forklift
Local Supermarket Just Raises The Price Of Everything For No Reason Because Why Not
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The greasy-haired fuck who runs the Betoota Heights Franklins has admitted to The
Half Decent Looking 20-Something Regional Male Primary Teacher Must Be Clapping So Many Milf’s Cheeks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights man Tom Thistlethwaite must be doing quite well for himself, it can be confirmed
“Nah Dark Chocolate Tim Tams Are The Best” Says Local Pervert
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Debates rage in the break room of Betoota’s premiere civil construction company this afternoon, as
Universe Decides To Test Local Man’s Resolve Once Again After Ruining His Emergency Freezer Pizza Dinner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man was denied a small comfort last night after the powers
“Yeah I’m A Country Boy” Lies Former Hunter Valley Townie Who Grew Up In Front Of A Playstation
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke that’s never ridden a horse has attempted to play the country
“We Have These Sandwiches Back Home” Albo Tells Vietnamese Officials
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has enjoyed a taste of home while in Vietnam
Sunrise Desk Tips Over As Shirvo Realises The Perils Of Being On Air This Early In The Morning
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Sunrise welcomes Kochie’s new replacement, Matt ‘Shirvo’ Shirvington, the transition between hosts has unfortunately
Greens Staff Told To Keep Their Euro Summers The Fuck Off Instagram During Cost-Of-Living Crisis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the winter months roll around, Parliament House usually operates on a skeleton workforce, as the