Fabled Hero Of English Football Delivers Stirring Pep Talk As Three Lions Take Lead Into Half-Time
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An ageing Elijah Wood has arrived in Mexico today, as the English football coaching staff dig
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Brainwashed FoxSports Viewer Left Heartbroken By Footy Heroes Demanding 50 Billion Dollars From NRL
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today revealed his disappointment about the NRL’s dispute with the
“Oh My Godddd. Give It A Rest. I Can’t Even Remember Which Ministry That Was. Chill”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today told The Betoota Advocate that everyone ‘needs to take
Alistair Cook Says He Heard On The School Bus That Alex Carey Had 2 Ribs Removed So He Could Suck His Own Dick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Alistair Cook has been forced into a second humiliating apology in as many days, after falsely
Long-Dormant Metamask Wallet Remains In Man’s Phone As A Reminder Of A Time When He Had Money To Waste
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local investor Glen Pooley from Betoota Heights is still burdened with a long-dormant
Paul Kelly The Latest Musician To Be Hit By Random Object After Fan Throws Bucket Of Gravy On Stage
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some startling news, Australian pub rock icon Paul Kelly [68] has been hospitalised over the
Concreter Fired After Successfully Passing Drug Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has been forced to start looking for a new job this week,
Liberals Fear An Indigenous Voice Could Divide Their Utopian Australian Society Worse Than Their Criminal Debt Recovery Program That Kills Poor People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Liberal Party of Australia have today continued on their quest to sow as much confusion
Morrison Accuses Government Of Trying To Ruin His European Holiday With All This RoboDebt Negativity
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has lashed out at the Federal Government this morning
Scott Morrison Rejects Findings Against Him In Robodebt Report Because They Make Him Look Bad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former prime minister Scott Morrison has issued a length statement from Italy this afternoon
Bloke Looking Up Synopsis For New Marvel Show Shocked To Discover Samuel L Jackson Is 74
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke Ryan Lang has today been shocked to discover how old Samuel L Jackson is,
Elon Musk Launches 2 Billion Dollar Bid To Buy Threads
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Billionaire Elon Musk has today revealed plans to combat that new tech platform going after his
Report: Best Place To Eat In Italy Is Obscure Town Your Mate’s Nonna Is From
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a report of shocking convenience, the best place to eat in Italy just happens to