Planet Earth Struggling To Process An Underdog Story Of This Magnitude
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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“All The Aboriginals I’ve Spoken To Are Voting No” Says Sunshine Coast Property Developer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sunshine Coast property developer Raphael Simbly-Hassatall (68) is well known within the local business community
Local Woman Rescinds Dry Lips Complaint After Mate Generously Offers Manky Tube Of Papaw Ointment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman suffering a case of wind burn has had to downplay her suffering this morning,
Woman Who Left Church Wonders If It Was The Right Choice After Learning What “Scissoring” Is From A Kid’s Book
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local woman who left Betoota Heights megachurch, PreyClap, has been questioning her decision
Newy Bloke Ostracised By Childhood Mates After Returning From Sydney With Birks And Chinos Combo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Newy boy Tighe Carrington (34) never thought a three-year-contract at a Sydney medical
No Way, The Simpsons Also Predicted Rain Would Wash Out Day’s 4 And 5 Of The 2023 4th Ashes Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Simpsons have done it again, it can be confirmed today. The minds behind the Springfield
Dutton: “Another Royal Commission? We All Know What This Means. Liberals = Bad. Blah Blah Blah”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has rolled his eyes at the prospect of another Royal
“Yeah Splendour Was Awesome” Says Colleague Returning To Work With A Thousand-Yard Stare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The clinking of stainless-steel on porcelain was all that kept Julie Proctor company
The Betoota Advocate’s Top 6 Reasons Why The Indigenous Voice Is A Bad Idea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been across the news lately, Australia’s media pundits and political
Road Trip Back From Splendour Enters 2nd Hour Of Complete Silence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT If you had a pin, and were in Megan Grace’s 2014 Ford Focus, and you
Boyfriend Who Got Dragged Along To Splendour Flat Out Having The Time Of His Life In Campsite
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A young man is having the time of his life, it can be confirmed today. After
Bloke Caught Changing Spotify Track Behind Wheel Forced To Beg For Carpool To Div 12 Ressies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Bendigo man is today facing the shame of having to ask one of the youngest
“It’s Perfect For Hiking,” Says Woman Who’s Never Worn Puffer Jacket Outside The Inner City
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Brunswick woman is today lapping up the Antarctic temperatures sweeping across Melbourne. With Australia’s