3am Kebab Shop Mirror Never That Flattering
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota woman looking at herself in the horizontal wall length mirror at the kebab
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Local Bull Rider Effortlessly Pairs His Cowboy Wardrobe With DC Skate Shoes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While local bull rider, Peter Seeney (29), never had the honour flying out the
“I’d Love To Give Brophy’s Tent A Whirl One Day” Says Bloke Who Gives Skate Parks A Wide Berth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke who will cross the street to avoid a charismatic swagman, reckons he’d
Bloke Who Did Dry July Completely Legless After Drinking One Strong Kombucha
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is struggling to remember his own birthday this afternoon after attempting
YES Campaign Now Underway As Indigenous Envoy Uncle Tony Returns To Redfern For One Last Job
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the far-right continues to peddle misinformation about the upcoming Indigenous Voice Referendum in an
AFR Geniuses Confirm CommBank Making $10.2 Billion Profit Is All Part Of Controlling Inflation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The great minds at our nation’s most prominent economic publication, have today moved to quell
South African Coworker Has Two Schooners And Can’t Help Bringing Up Stories Of Him Shooting Baboons Back Home Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local city worker Darren van der Merwe reportedly consumed a grand total of two
Report: Naked Coffee Hardest Part About Quitting Darts
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A report by QuitLine has confirmed that the absolute hardest part about quitting darts is having
Logical And Rational Engineer Prays To The A.I Gods That They Will Find A Way To Bypass Architects
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a testing morning at work, local man Brendan Smith is trying to have a conversation
Over-Dramatic Nonna Pretends She’s Dead After Grandson Jokingly Says Jamie Oliver’s Pasta alla Norma Is Better Than Hers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights grandmother Maria Rossi, 88, embraced the spotlight at a recent family dinner.
“Can Ya Put Some Decent Music On” Says Dodgy Uncle, Speaking Specifically About Late-90s Xzibit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The once blurred line between Generation X and the youth has today become a gaping laser
Man Comes To Terms With Ageing By Admitting He Likes ‘Pistachio Flavour’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota man has made peace with his slow shuffle towards the grave by realising he
People Who Are Pretty Much Dead Want Say In Future Housing Plan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Certain members of our town’s living dead are up in arms this week