Girl Named Emily Adamant Bieberchella Set Was Low Key Genius, And Anyone Who Doesn't Get That Is An Idiot
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Emily Adams (31) has spent the better half of today glued to her phone after the
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“Mate Last Place Ripped You Off” Says Friendly Mechanic About To Charge You $60 For New Set Of Valve Caps
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man has been swindled this afternoon after blindly trusting the friendliness of
Stupid Fucking Detached Greenies Want To Devalue Labor’s Property Investments By Sheltering Poor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Labor Party have taken their first L in 12 months of government this week, with
Local Man Who Wants Some Extreme Stress And Anxiety In His Life Will Be Tuning Into The Ashes This Evening
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An unrushed young man from our town’s cosmopolitan French Quarter has lamented the absence of
‘Exhausted’ New Dad Acting Like Dumbest Blokes From School Didn’t Already Do This 15 Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new father from Betoota’s trendy French Quarter has today made the age-old mistake of
Victorian Farmer Grows Something Lame Like Apples Or Some Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A regional Victorian has turned his back on conventional farming practices to grow apples and other
Local Woman Who Spent 90 Minutes In Foodie TikTok Wormhole Enjoys Packet Of Chips For Dinner
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter woman is today feeling a little under nourished, after treating herself to a
79-Year-Old Doctor In Asbestos-Fucked Bush Hospital Surprised Indigenous Voice Is Top Concern For Nationals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An aging medical professional who has forsaken retirement to continue selflessly helping people in the bush,
Dog Daycare In Posh Area Provides Free Birkenstocks For Pups To Chew Up
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the rest of humanity tries to go about its day, the one percent of puppies
“Crypto Collapse May Have Further To Go” Tarot Card Reader Makes Safe Prediction
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Principle fund manager at Betoota’s largest super fund has today handed in his resignation,
Magnum Ego Bloke Endures Holiday With Connoisseur Salted Caramel & Macadamia Father-In-law
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A public holiday weekend can be a long one. Especially if you are being debuted to
Resident Of Nation With 27,000 Coffee Shops Decides To Go To Starbucks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman has today raised eyebrows in her family and friendship circles after revealing a
Conservatives Having No Problem Adjusting Pronouns To Keep British Royals Happy On King’s Birthday
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a recent case of ‘sounds about right’, it has been revealed that the nation’s