Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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“Nobody Wants To Work Anymore” Says Local Business Owner That Doesn’t Want To Work, Either
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter small bar owner has said times are tough at the moment because he
QLD Selectors Pick Reece Walsh At Fullback After Defeating Ponga In Magic Mike-Style Dance Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news out of Queensland this morning, Reece Walsh will wear the #1
Short King Makes A Point Of Being A Really Fast Walker
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young fellow who happens to be noticeably shorter than many of his peers is also
Albanese Asks Japanese Prime Minister If He’s Got Any Of Those Minus 196’s At The G7 Summit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has shown his affable personality off on the world stage today.
Chirpy Airline Crew Playfully Check Out Of Hotel Lobby Like They Had An Orgy Last Night
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A cacophony of giggles is filling a hotel lobby this morning as a chirpy
“No Matter How Bad The Cost Of Living Crisis Gets, You Can’t Eat These Beautiful Creatures” Barnaby Says In New Nature Doco
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Barnaby Joyce had told The Advocate today that being in opposition has its benefits, one of
Modern Man Hasn’t Experienced ‘Fight-Or-Flight’ Since His Bank Card Declined In 2017
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Upon reflecting on what the last real thrill he had, Betoota local Liam Bram realised he
On Top Of Wanting Secure Housing, This Entitled Millennial Also Wants A Fulfilling Job
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A spoiled young man with an unprofessional ponytail has been labeled an “entitled millennial” today by
Bloke Who Can’t Figure Out How To Lodge A Tax Return Somehow Organises A Seamless 3-Day Gold Coast Bucks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As local bloke Dipper (31) prepares to tie the knot, it seems that his pre-wedding bucks
Rugby League Journos Enter 5th Day Of Frenzied Silence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s been 5 hectic days for the journalists of the rugby league world, and it
“Yeah Leaving Mine Now” Biden Texts Albanese Ahead Of Cancelling Historic Visit To Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT JUST COMING OFF THE M1: Prime Minister Albanese has been reportedly dogged quite severely overnight, after
Young Libs Push For National Service In Effort To Force People Their Own Age To Hang Out With Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Grove chapter of the Young Liberals movement has called on the Federal Government to