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Coles Introduce Attack Dogs To Tackle Shoplifting Caused By Breaking Human Spirit With Automation
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Major supermarket chain Coles have this week announced that they will be rolling out attack dogs
Dark Clouds Form Across Riverina As High Pressure System Of Diesel Soot And Bundy Fumes Collide For Deni Ute Muster
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news from the Bureau of Meteorology, experts are warning of a severe
Building Inspector Just Bursts Out Laughing Rocking Up To New Build Allegedly Completed To Lock Up Stage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Somewhere on the furthest fringe of Betoota Heights lies a home that was completed
Dan Has One Last Shot At Murdoch By Making Herald Sun Choose Between His Resignation And AFL Final
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The resignation of Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews was an unexpected grenade thrown into this week’s
Warren Mundine Becomes A Supporter Of The Indigenous Voice After His Long-Awaited National Press Club Address Gets Immediately Overshadowed By An Average White Man’s Career Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Leading No campaigner Nyunggai Warren Mundine has sensationally changed his position on the upcoming Indigenous Voice
“So He Should” Says Nan After Learning Dan Andrews Resigned Because He Got Caught Smoking Ciggies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Melbourne grandmother has today declared that Dan Andrews’ resignation as Victorian Premier is the only
Melbourne Cabbie Refuses To Believe Premier Is Resigning, Before Claiming To Know The REAL Reason
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Daniel Andrews has resigned as Premier of Victoria after making his mind up “in the last
Dan Andrews Resigns To Spend More Time With Family, Bill Gates And The Chinese Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has sensationally resigned this afternoon, ending a decades long career
Apple Genius Bar Really Quite Authentic In The Sense That Geniuses Often Lack People Skills
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man Tim Blaxland has today had to endure the extreme displeasure of getting his moneys
“We’ve Changed Our Ways” Says Airline That’s Just Given Old Detached Chairman $100k Pay Rise And Jacked Up Fares
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite being the architect of Qantas’ spiral into reputational obscurity, Alan Joyce had the
Local Gen X Bloke Has Never Been Scammed Because Fuck Everybody And Everything Is A Bullshit Lie
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 50-year-old Betoota Heights man has revealed he’s never been scammed
“Oh That’s Just Roger. He’s Actually Harmless” Says Dutton Of Man Calling For Journalists To Be Lynched At No Rally
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has laughed off suggestions that Nazi lunatics are attempting to